Are you a metrosexual?

[Victor Meldrew]

If you're from France or San Francisco, then probably yes.
Elsewhere, there's no excuse.
Men aren't wired to care about grooming and their nails and their hair and if the fucking curtains match the plates.

Bring back the days of rugby, beer, fightin', non-talkativeness, and NO FUCKING MENTION OF FEELINGS.

Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women don't REALLY prefer metrosexuals, do they?

 

[my dying groom]

A huge pyre of salmon pink shirts would be a good lesson for all to see.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

I'm too fat and ugly to be a metrosuxual.

 

[bender the offender]

I'm too fat and ugly to be a metrosuxual.

HAHAHA old menudo.. that kicked ass. alright to make ur mind clear.. this is, old ricky martins group.. or whatever.

 

[breaklose]

homosociality over metrosexuality.

 

[Maqus]

Victor, you're just bitter. Would you even pass the test of metrosexuality? If yes, you can go on dissing them.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Gun

Knife

Brieze block,or brick in a bin bag+walton park lake.

 

[Victor Meldrew]

Magus sez: "Victor, you're just bitter. Would you even pass the test of metrosexuality? If yes, you can go on dissing them."

No, I'd fail the test with aplomb. I'm simply too unshaven, slovenly, and prone to speaking in Grunt to pass.
The Metrosexual Exam-givers would see the ring of piss 'round my toilet and the Andes range of pickled laundry on my floor and the bearded dishes in the sink and they'd cry big Metrosexual tears and then they'd just fucking go.

 

[donkho]

i am... not

and yeah, bring back the beer ¬¬ thats what its all about

 

[Cenk]

hmm. I do care about grooming, nails, hair, clothes, fragrance. BUT I also drink a LOT of beer, watch/play football, get into fights, and listen to sick death metal.

what does that make me?

 

[donkho]

an unsecure adolescent

 

[Cenk]

hmm.. insecure? oh well, whatever. but hey, at least i get laid a lot more often than when i looked like chris barns ehehe.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:Spin::Spin::Spin::Spin::Spin:

 

[breaklose]

wankers.

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

Rugby players thats what we need more of. I like men with dirty finger nails facial hair and mud still behind their ears which are all colliflowered. Really broad shoulders.

 

[RottenAngel]

i think men should take care of their appearance, but not exaggeratedly

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Are those harmonicas?

 

[snow2fall]

Neither men nor women should care that much about their looks. At a certain point, they all start to look like lifeless plastic dolls, perfectly shaped, but without any charisma. I'd prefer a beer belly and a warm smile over a perfect sixpack and bleached teeth anytime. I want a real guy, not a doll.

 

[breaklose]

someone like that then :

 

[Bambi]

nah, beer belly and a smile would have to be our herman

tho personally id go for the flyboy galland, rougueish charm and all that