Ladies and Gentlebangers, I bring to you, courtesy of Distorted Mind and NdX Psychosis Inheritance Ltd., a first ever interview experience.
Introducing: The one we all know and Love/Hate:
the futuristic housewife known as
Will Bozarth: (dead6skin6mask6)
CharredSacrifice: <begin DSTDMD Interview> Is it true that you REALLY have a
DISTORTED MIND?
nvrmr2feeldpain: It is quite possible... many people have come up to me
explaining to me that I do disturb them greatly.
CharredSacrifice: Are you a Satan worshipper?
nvrmr2feeldpain: I worship the fact that "Satan", as many call him, is non-existent.
CharredSacrifice: How many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 3 fingers*
nvrmr2feeldpain: Three... but if you are holding up your thumb, then 2
CharredSacrifice: if Distorted Mind was able to open for any famous glam metal
band, what would it be?
nvrmr2feeldpain: I'd probably have to say Ratt... I'm not a big fan of hair
metal, but our drummer likes Ratt.... I don't know why, but he does
CharredSacrifice: *psst* correct awnser is "glam is not metal"
nvrmr2feeldpain: it is if you wear enough earrings
CharredSacrifice: lol
CharredSacrifice: next question
nvrmr2feeldpain:
CharredSacrifice: If devin townsend and jeff loomis got in an arguement about
the eternal question of boxers or briefs, who would win, and what kind of
underwear would each of the opposing sides support?
nvrmr2feeldpain: Devin has to be an underwear person... he seems quite pissed
off about SOMETHING. Loomis might be the same, seeing that he always has that "Something is too tight" look on his face. As for the winner... Hey, ya know
... Devin of course.
Hey, is that Michael Romeo over there?
CharredSacrifice: Warrel Dane beckons you onstage to sing parts of "The Sound
of Silence" do you.... (a) Jump up and down excited screaming ohmigod,
ohmigod, until warrel says nevermind.... (b) puke (c) run up onstage and
laugh at jeff then return to the audience or, (d) sing the lines and then go
backstage with warrel?
nvrmr2feeldpain: From experience, I'd have to say D... although, the
combination of C and D is quite tempting.
CharredSacrifice: rate the following women on a scale of 1 - 10
CharredSacrifice: http://www.hevydevy.com/press/pics/dev02.jpg
CharredSacrifice: oops i mean
nvrmr2feeldpain: 10!
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice:
nvrmr2feeldpain: 2, not enough boobs, and the chin says "get away!"
CharredSacrifice:
nvrmr2feeldpain: 1, the white rupaul
CharredSacrifice:
nvrmr2feeldpain: even worse than the last one!, 0!!!
nvrmr2feeldpain: If I didn't know better, I'd say these were members of Sanctuary
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice: hahaha
CharredSacrifice:
nvrmr2feeldpain: 9! clothes took the 1
nvrmr2feeldpain: *brb*
CharredSacrifice: i will think of more questions in a minute
CharredSacrifice: okay
CharredSacrifice: only a few more pictures to rate left
CharredSacrifice:
CharredSacrifice: oh wait, hang on
CharredSacrifice: nevermind, thats pantera
nvrmr2feeldpain: hahaha
nvrmr2feeldpain: Phil IS a pussy, close to having one
CharredSacrifice: what is your favorite Quizno's sub?
nvrmr2feeldpain: fuck quizno's!
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice: coffee or tea?
nvrmr2feeldpain: depends on the flavors of each
CharredSacrifice: BC Rich Beasts or Ignitors?
nvrmr2feeldpain: Beast all the way!
CharredSacrifice: have you ever shaved before in your life?
nvrmr2feeldpain: please define areas of shaving
CharredSacrifice: The followup to that question will be omitted.
CharredSacrifice: A dilemma: Nevermore is playing in philly, at the same time
at a different club in philly, My Dying Bride is playing... what do you do?
nvrmr2feeldpain: shoot myself
CharredSacrifice: good awnser
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice: is distorted mind planning on releasing a demo anytime soon?
nvrmr2feeldpain: Our demos will probably not be for official release, because
we believe in quality... not amount of time it takes to get something
released. At the current moment, we have our minds set on finishing the
writing processes for our debut album, with the working title of Lost in the
Tears of Reality. The title track is quite long... Clocking in at just over 13
minutes.
nvrmr2feeldpain: That's not saying that the demos will not be available in the future...
CharredSacrifice: that is all... thank you for your time Mr. Bozarth
nvrmr2feeldpain: No problem, and on a final note. Let the metal flow into
eternity.
CharredSacrifice: you stole that from chuck
nvrmr2feeldpain: not stolen, a tribute
CharredSacrifice: oh... yeah...
CharredSacrifice: uhm...
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice: no further questions
-NdX
CEO/Proprietor NDX Psychosis Inheritance Industries.
Introducing: The one we all know and Love/Hate:
the futuristic housewife known as
Will Bozarth: (dead6skin6mask6)
CharredSacrifice: <begin DSTDMD Interview> Is it true that you REALLY have a
DISTORTED MIND?
nvrmr2feeldpain: It is quite possible... many people have come up to me
explaining to me that I do disturb them greatly.
CharredSacrifice: Are you a Satan worshipper?
nvrmr2feeldpain: I worship the fact that "Satan", as many call him, is non-existent.
CharredSacrifice: How many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 3 fingers*
nvrmr2feeldpain: Three... but if you are holding up your thumb, then 2
CharredSacrifice: if Distorted Mind was able to open for any famous glam metal
band, what would it be?
nvrmr2feeldpain: I'd probably have to say Ratt... I'm not a big fan of hair
metal, but our drummer likes Ratt.... I don't know why, but he does
CharredSacrifice: *psst* correct awnser is "glam is not metal"
nvrmr2feeldpain: it is if you wear enough earrings
CharredSacrifice: lol
CharredSacrifice: next question
nvrmr2feeldpain:
CharredSacrifice: If devin townsend and jeff loomis got in an arguement about
the eternal question of boxers or briefs, who would win, and what kind of
underwear would each of the opposing sides support?
nvrmr2feeldpain: Devin has to be an underwear person... he seems quite pissed
off about SOMETHING. Loomis might be the same, seeing that he always has that "Something is too tight" look on his face. As for the winner... Hey, ya know
... Devin of course.
Hey, is that Michael Romeo over there?
CharredSacrifice: Warrel Dane beckons you onstage to sing parts of "The Sound
of Silence" do you.... (a) Jump up and down excited screaming ohmigod,
ohmigod, until warrel says nevermind.... (b) puke (c) run up onstage and
laugh at jeff then return to the audience or, (d) sing the lines and then go
backstage with warrel?
nvrmr2feeldpain: From experience, I'd have to say D... although, the
combination of C and D is quite tempting.
CharredSacrifice: rate the following women on a scale of 1 - 10
CharredSacrifice: http://www.hevydevy.com/press/pics/dev02.jpg
CharredSacrifice: oops i mean
nvrmr2feeldpain: 10!
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice:
nvrmr2feeldpain: 2, not enough boobs, and the chin says "get away!"
CharredSacrifice:
nvrmr2feeldpain: 1, the white rupaul
CharredSacrifice:
nvrmr2feeldpain: even worse than the last one!, 0!!!
nvrmr2feeldpain: If I didn't know better, I'd say these were members of Sanctuary
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice: hahaha
CharredSacrifice:
nvrmr2feeldpain: 9! clothes took the 1
nvrmr2feeldpain: *brb*
CharredSacrifice: i will think of more questions in a minute
CharredSacrifice: okay
CharredSacrifice: only a few more pictures to rate left
CharredSacrifice:
CharredSacrifice: oh wait, hang on
CharredSacrifice: nevermind, thats pantera
nvrmr2feeldpain: hahaha
nvrmr2feeldpain: Phil IS a pussy, close to having one
CharredSacrifice: what is your favorite Quizno's sub?
nvrmr2feeldpain: fuck quizno's!
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice: coffee or tea?
nvrmr2feeldpain: depends on the flavors of each
CharredSacrifice: BC Rich Beasts or Ignitors?
nvrmr2feeldpain: Beast all the way!
CharredSacrifice: have you ever shaved before in your life?
nvrmr2feeldpain: please define areas of shaving
CharredSacrifice: The followup to that question will be omitted.
CharredSacrifice: A dilemma: Nevermore is playing in philly, at the same time
at a different club in philly, My Dying Bride is playing... what do you do?
nvrmr2feeldpain: shoot myself
CharredSacrifice: good awnser
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice: is distorted mind planning on releasing a demo anytime soon?
nvrmr2feeldpain: Our demos will probably not be for official release, because
we believe in quality... not amount of time it takes to get something
released. At the current moment, we have our minds set on finishing the
writing processes for our debut album, with the working title of Lost in the
Tears of Reality. The title track is quite long... Clocking in at just over 13
minutes.
nvrmr2feeldpain: That's not saying that the demos will not be available in the future...
CharredSacrifice: that is all... thank you for your time Mr. Bozarth
nvrmr2feeldpain: No problem, and on a final note. Let the metal flow into
eternity.
CharredSacrifice: you stole that from chuck
nvrmr2feeldpain: not stolen, a tribute
CharredSacrifice: oh... yeah...
CharredSacrifice: uhm...
nvrmr2feeldpain: lol
CharredSacrifice: no further questions
-NdX
CEO/Proprietor NDX Psychosis Inheritance Industries.
