Are you fucking kidding me?

[NocturnalSun]

ahh Slipknot never seems to stop making me laugh. This next lil quote that came out today from Joey Jordison (their drummer) is the funniest thing I've heard since I heard Lars brag about Metallica's new album as the 'heaviest one yet!' enjoy...

"We are comin' back to reclaim the crown of the world's most brutally honest and insane band. Everything you've loved about us in the first place and a shitload more....... sit tight cause the new bible is on its way... we won't let you down..."

<---- laugh-o-meter (1-5)

 

[Weapon X]

Well you don't expect him to say "hmmmm......yeah it'll be mediocre, just the same ole same ole! We're just 9 guys making noise. oh yeah I think this next album might rock"

 

[Krilons Resa]

The new bible

 

[Troops]

The new bible

 

[Hammer of Might]

"most brutally honest and insane band"



They must die.

 

[blakmetalemp]

I agree that any band shouldnt just say "yeah it may be good or may be crap" however.... SLIPKNOT IS KNOT GOOD!!! THEY IS CRAP!!! Calling it the new bible instantly tells me its just more crap for the masses.

 

[charnee]

"most brutally honest and insane band"



They must die.

agreeee

 

[None_So_Vile]

deary me, bless *pats them on the back* keep plugging away little guys

 

[Moshpit]

I love satire...

 

[Oceanic Motion]

I oh so seriously doubt this will ever come true, but what if their new album is actually an awesome piece of work? Not that I'm a fan or anything.

 

[Dark_Disciple]

Uhh.. I always thought that band was a joke. Hell, what do they think they are, master musicians?! Definetly not. I could have tolerated their existence if they would admit that they suck, but they think they that they actually are geniuses. Hilarious!

 

[solarfall_]

Oohhh boy..what a fucking joke. Will they ever STOP??!?! AAAAHHH I'M LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Life Sucks]

"the world's most brutally honest and insane band" Lol WTF?

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

The new bible

That's a classic

 

[NocturnalSun]

That would indeed be a miracle if they lose the costumes, lose corey taylor, lose a few others (well hell, there's like 20 of them), and transform the music completely and produce something that would qualify as decent death metal. Odds are it won't happen anytime soon --- that quote up there coming from a drummer who decided to pick up a guitar and form the shitty band, Murderdolls.

^_^ o man what a great laugh

 

[Neslepaks]

Slipknot rules.

 

[NocturnalSun]

Slipknot rules.

you want a ribbon?
go sit in the corner & play dead, u mindless sheep

 

[anonymousnick2001]

He's not a mindless sheep for liking Slipknot. What if he sincerely gets something out of their music. They haven't done jack for me since I sold Iowa back in '02, but they could be good for him.

 

[Avgrund]

"the world's most brutally honest and insane band" Lol WTF?

so yes i second this.WTF?

 

[Neslepaks]

He's not a mindless sheep for liking Slipknot. What if he sincerely gets something out of their music. They haven't done jack for me since I sold Iowa back in '02, but they could be good for him.

I got into Slipknot before the hype. They've made some decent tunes. Not my favorite band though.