Are You metal enough?

[chichecapo]

I am!!!
I mean.I have tattoos..I like beer I like fast cars(Mine is one...ja ja jaFord Taunus ´78 coupe)
I defenitilly like YOUNG(!!!)CHICKS!!!
By the way do we have any chicks on this BBS???
I´m interested..Only ifd You weight less than 150...
JA JA JA JA JA

 

[johnnieCzech]

no tatoos, no fast cars. Still I think I am metal enough.

 

[DiscipleOfThePit]

Yes:

I have A tattoo
I love alcohol!
I can't drive, never had a lesson
Like hundreds of metal bands and have played in thrash bands myself

No:

I don't have long hair, used to but it looked shite
I don't dress like a traditional metal head (I wear combat shorts and band shirts mainly)

 

[Lordlindsey]

I'm Metal.

I have no tattoos, no fast cars, but I like to drink.
I'm also a geek.

 

[karrokid]

I'm also a geek.

that is a plus right there. i have the station wagon from national lampoons vacation (minus the 20 hedlights) i like young girls but, they either think i'm cool for an old dude or i'm a creep. i liked drinking so much i ended up in rehab. no tatoos' or piercings. i like metal music though. remember what mike muir said "it's the size of your heart , not the length of your hair"

 

[Jockthrax]

Im metal as fuck!
Short hair, I wear a suit to work and i own a U2 album!
I have one shitey tattoo and had my nipple peirced until it caught on someones watch at a DogEatDog concert.
So yeah im metal, and Lemmy is my dad!

 

[johnnieCzech]

Im metal as fuck!
Short hair, I wear a suit to work and i own a U2 album!
I have one shitey tattoo and had my nipple peirced until it caught on someones watch at a DogEatDog concert.
So yeah im metal, and Lemmy is my dad!

Dog Eat Dog played at a festival in here this weekend. I would have loved to see them but I didn't go. I thought they were not around anymore.

 

[Thorngren]

you tell me if i'm metal enough

beer in hand: check
beer on shirt: check
drunk at party: check
throwing the horns: check
metal spikes/studs: check
badass tatts: no
Iron Maiden bandana: check
Singing drunk verses of The Clansman (FREEDOM!!!!!): big check
long metal hair: no
metal viking beard: check
obligatory band shirt: no


I might not be thee definition of metal, but I try

 

[Jockthrax]

Dog Eat Dog played at a festival in here this weekend. I would have loved to see them but I didn't go. I thought they were not around anymore.

Yeah i think they reformed quite recently, i would probably go check them out if they appear here again, they were fun in their era.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Me... metal? "Yes" if metal-nerd counts.

 

[KY_Fried442]

I'm married with children, I have no tattoos, I don't really care about fast cars (I drive a Chevy truck, a Corolla, and even the wife's Sienna when need be ), I don't drink much anymore, I hardly ever even wear black, so I might not qualify as "metal enough" in the eyes of some but for me it's all about the music.
I do have some hearing problems and smoke a lot of herb though

 

[remington69]

I have no tattoos or piercings.
I drive a Hyundai Sonata.
I am happily married.
I don't get drunk much anymore, and I hate beer.
I am a science geek.
And, I collect toys, comics, and related statues.


I am so fucking metal!!

 

[Ragamuffin]

DEATH TO FALSE POSTERS!

 

[Drokk]

and I hate beer.

Blasphemer! OK, to each their own. I love beer, but I am a total beer nerd. I've just had a wonderful Hoegaarden Wit and am drinking Bernard unpasteurised. You will never see me drinking the following, and if I am, put me out of my misery:
Anything under the SABMiller umbrella EXCEPT Prazdroj, Kozel, Gambac
Anything by Anheuser-Busch
Anything by Molson-Coors
Heinekin (fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!--wait, that's piss, too)
Beck's
St. Pauli Girl
etc.

Wow, I'm sooooooooooo fucking metal!! This is completely fucking inane.

 

[DarbysDad]

chipped teeth but no tatt's (couldn't see dipping into the beer fund)
hearing problems
beer
used to rock the gonge on occasion

Yes I was a total metal head at one point

"You Got The Right To Rock"

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I'm metal too since 18 years, humm, no alcohol but I like smoke a joint sometimes with friends and watch ren & stimpy

Ren & Stimpy are metal as fuck! (Unlike a certain cartoonish Sharon).

 

[Arg_Hamster]

No tatoos.
Now I have short hair.
I don´t drink much.
I have a couple of metal t-shirts that I wear once in a while.
I´m not a loudmoth or like to fight or start shit at clubs and venues (I look down on primates who behave like that).
I pick up my guitar or bass and play for fun once in a while.
And as I said I´m a geek (and most metalheads seem to be geeks to!)

 

[Abanazar McBurger]

Me? Metal? Fuck yeah.

I don't have tattoos, I don't have a car, I love beer, I have a long hair, I wear leather, and most importantly, I listen to metal music.

 

[thraxx]

Metal up your ASS!!!!!!!

Yes i have tattoo's and sunday i am going to the Body Expo to add more to my Anthrax Tattoo!!!!
I gave up drinking... 6 years 8 and 23 days
Cars... yes fast ... at these gas prices.... And a Ford Taures isn't metal!!!!!
Chicks ... Love em... .. Wife hates them

Mean as the people i supervise!!!!

Metal ....
Since i saw Priest in 1980!!!!!!

 

[Drokk]

Metal ....
Since i saw Priest in 1980!!!!!!

Wow, old skool... Me, since Van Halen 1984, or, more to the point, since autumn 1985 when I first heard Iron Maiden: 2 Minutes to Midnight. I was 10. I bought Live After Death on vinyl and no looking back!