Are your parents going to guilttrip/force you into going to church with them tomorrow

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We were in Canada on the 25th, so naturally we didn't go. On the 26th, when we flew back here, an anouncement was made over the airport intercom that and "inner-faith chapel" was opened for people who missed out on yesterday's service. I jokingly asked my dad: "You want to go get churched at the inner-city chapel", to which he replied, "I don't have time for hoakey shit like that." Good man.
 
i usually go to midnight mass with my grandmother because no one else will drive her. the priests housemaid is always there. her name is effie (no joke) she always rolls her eyes at me. anyway, we didn't go this year.
with my stigmatas i guess it's only right to go but fuck it.