you guys are going to bore me to death today

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help.

#1. i dislike that this woman at work calls every girl
'missy'. like 'oh so how are you today missy' i want to slap it right out of her face.

#2. i dislike also that my coworker keeps asking me if i'm married.

#3. i am going to lunch with a client

#4. i haven't told my mom yet but we're having 7 extra guests on thanksgiving
 
#5. i had to break up with someone this weekend that i didnt even know i was going out with. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT. seriously.
 
this is from my LJ: the funniest part of this weekend was opening a door at this girl julie's house (after sitting in her bedroom listening to her cry and bitch and moan that her boyfriends friends were all disgusting... they're MY friends... i'm ONE OF those friends...) anyway.. i open her bedroom door and there's steve straight up naked hardcore fucking this girl in the hallway in front of everyone. julie bursts into tears and i burst out laughing and step over them. julie's not long for this clique i guess. it was hysterical. fucking dirty pigs.
 
hah.

the year after I graduated from college, I had an encounter that was really weird, and afterward I figured out that I think I had been dating someone in college without knowing I was dating them?
 
it's like the weirdest feeling ever.

also, this bitch just called the intern 'missy' again. a lonnng time ago when i was still dating this other kid, she asked me how my 'hubby' was (another really annoyo saying of hers) and i had to say that he was dead because he was. fucking bitchface. she's so nosy.
 
the_preppy said:
it's like the weirdest feeling ever.

also, this bitch just called the intern 'missy' again. a lonnng time ago when i was still dating this other kid, she asked me how my 'hubby' was (another really annoyo saying of hers) and i had to say that he was dead because he was. fucking bitchface. she's so nosy.

reading this i just realize over and over that my life seems really messed up.
 
the_preppy said:
this is from my LJ: the funniest part of this weekend was opening a door at this girl julie's house (after sitting in her bedroom listening to her cry and bitch and moan that her boyfriends friends were all disgusting... they're MY friends... i'm ONE OF those friends...) anyway.. i open her bedroom door and there's steve straight up naked hardcore fucking this girl in the hallway in front of everyone. julie bursts into tears and i burst out laughing and step over them. julie's not long for this clique i guess. it was hysterical. fucking dirty pigs.
i think you two represented the only two emotions that could be expressed in that situation.
 
p.s. steve was julie's boyfriend. in case that wasn't abundantly clear. what a disgusting situation. i was very remiss.



p.p.s. i just quietly clapped and then did a rockette-like high kick b/c the director was reprimanded today for again asking me why i wear short skirts all the time. i am wearing a short skirt every day. forever.
 
yea it was a bunch of low brow shit. sure, im criminal but i dont do stuff like that :( but julie was wicked mean. the whole situation was weird.

then all of a sudden i had a boyfriend. :( x 10