the "admit to something you are pretty much in denial about otherwise" thread

[xfer]

I am in denial about the fact that the best thing about me is that I am interesting, yet I am not really all that interesting.

 

[xfer]

nick: n00dz pls.

 

[xfer]

BigFakeSmile: you t00.

 

[goatschool]

Originally posted by the_preppy
(p.s. humans should think about sex at least once an hour. so like, get on that)

i think i think about it once a week.

we do rule, though.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i dont know what that means. is that more of your elite code?

 

[minxnim]

okay i am going to like, get you some porn STAT.

 

[minxnim]

has anyone noticed that the domain name for freddy's pictures is at n00dz.com? hah. sayin.

 

[xfer]

l33t as fuck!

 

[goatschool]

Originally posted by the_preppy
has anyone noticed that the domain name for freddy's pictures is at n00dz.com? hah. sayin.

i noticed that!

 

[azal]

I have an awful receeding hairline and I'm 21.

My torso has the muscle tone of Christopher Reeve's thigh.

I have a lisp when I'm not focusing hard on speaking correctly.

I watch WWF Tough Enough religiously.

I haven't gotten laid in over 9 months.

 

[RealmArchitect]

i am very misunderstood.....or at least i think i am

i have never had a true best friend

i am afraid you don't like me

this is getting too serious, i think i should stop now.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by goatschool
- i don't think about sex as much as i probably should.

- i'm really kind of height-challenged.

- i seriously, seriously like fleetwood mac. there are personal reasons behind the denial.

- i seriously, seriously like alice in chains. there is no excuse for this.

see prep, i could fuel this thread with about 15 more posts, at least.

I'm with you on three of these. I think Alice in Chains is pretty over-rated though.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Well, I guess I think about sex like a normal persopn, but whe it comes to having it it's not as high up on my list of things to do as TV tells me it should be.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

is it shallow to buy a dog "for the exercise"?

 

[azal]

you mean just to have sex with it?

 

[BigFakeSmile]

this isnt a very good comeback but.... gross.

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by BigFakeSmile
is it shallow to buy a dog "for the exercise"?

yes. it is.
especially if you're fat.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you should only buy a dog for friendship, otherwise you are a shitty person.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i thought this was the board where people say weird things that arent very funny, not the board where people get all uptight if you joke about dogs

 

[azal]

I think they are joking.....

this board is generally against using smileys though...