Armadillo madness...

All right here is the start of the first Armadillo Death Squad song. It just has the simplest kick and snare for keeping time at the moment. The vocals are me so they sound like poop, but they are just scratch vocals anyway. The vocals start around 0:50.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1540612/armadillo%20b_Master.mp3

I need more lyrics for the next verse. Help me out guys.


Muahahahahaha!

Chorus could be just simple and heavy gang vocals like:

Armadillo Armageddon - Say farewell to your life
Armadillo Armageddon - You are the purse for my wife
 
Muahahahahaha!

Chorus could be just simple and heavy gang vocals like:

Armadillo Armageddon - Say farewell to your life
Armadillo Armageddon - You are the purse for my wife

That sounds pretty cool, I could probally work it in some place. But I still need another full verse of 8 lines.

Then during the bridge I am going to have the music stop and the evil super armadillo leader appear to menace the whole world. Then the Armadillo Death Squad will defeat him with guitar solos, eventually forming a guitar solo Voltron and sending him to hell.
 
I can't shoot for shit,
I'm like a cow with a gun,
But when he's in my garden,
That dillo better run,
And if everything is over,
And those dillos still want more,
I'm gonna rev up my engines,
And chase em with my 8x4.
 
Öwen;8925254 said:
I can't shoot for shit,
I'm like a cow with a gun,
But when he's in my garden,
That dillo better run,
And if everything is over,
And those dillos still want more,
I'm gonna rev up my engines,
And chase em with my 8x4.

Thank you very much sir, I will see what I can do with these later. Then I will be back looking for people to program better drums, play bass, and do some guest solos to defeat the armadillos.
 
heh... well if those lyrics are meant to resemble me, you'll have to change the part of shooting skill.... i'm quite a good marksman actually, ;)
 
also, i don't have an 8x4.. never heard of that... i don't even have a 4x4.... just a regular 2-wheel drive car. sorry, i don't actually conform to very many red-neck stereotypes... only the bits about being white, living in the countryside, and owning guns.