Armadillo madness...

[Line666]

She wanted dildo not dillo.

 

[Skinny Viking]

Maybe if you had studded it with rhinestones?

But still, if she didn't appreciate the obvious effort that went into this truly heartfelt expression of love for her, its her loss

I hope you took the bag back when she left. Its only right

 

[James Murphy]

You didn't put enough diamonds on it, nincompoop.

Jeff

d'oh! how could be so dumb?? especially since i have my own diamond mine... where i make the armadillos i don't kill mine for me under slave-labor conditions.

 

[James Murphy]

maybe she just wanted a different style bag....

 

[Zack Uidl]

Charango?

http://www.denverfolklore.com/image...Peruvian_Charango_armadillo_body_back_opt.jpg

Maybe she wanted one of those

 

[James Murphy]

remember my "hats" thread? i'm working on an ambitious new design.. but it's so complicated that i haven't attempted it yet... but here's a concept rendering from my art department:

 

[JBroll]

Actually, once you see how well they work as codpieces you'll have no problem winning the lass back.

Jeff

 

[JBroll]

- Just a tiny comment with no intentions about a supposed US "paranoia" may cause a World War.

World War? 'Merka has to fight *another* one of those? You silly Eurpeens...

Jeff

 

[midget donkeys]

I started some lyrics for an Armadillo Death Squad song. I imagine it being song in the style of Bruce Dickinson.

I look in my yard just the other day
Holes everywhere some one has to pay
Armadillos are the ones I will gladly slay
PETA doesn’t like it, screw them they are gay

 

[JMarz]

I started some lyrics for an Armadillo Death Squad song. I imagine it being song in the style of Bruce Dickinson.

I look in my yard just the other day
Holes everywhere some one has to pay
Armadillos are the ones I will gladly slay
PETA doesn’t like it, screw them they are gay

DEMANDING LEAD GUITAR SPOT ROFL

 

[Jevil]

I started some lyrics for an Armadillo Death Squad song. I imagine it being song in the style of Bruce Dickinson.

I look in my yard just the other day
Holes everywhere some one has to pay
Armadillos are the ones I will gladly slay
PETA doesn’t like it, screw them they are gay

They came from space in armoured ships
Bringing their rabies and their leper shits
Maim them and kill them, bury them deep
Or they eat your babies and rape all your sheeps

 

[Metaltastic]

Oh man, back-to-back awesome

 

[DanLights]

just saying, "sheep" in plural is just "sheep", there's no "s"

Sometimes I like being an asshole

 

[Metaltastic]

Yeah, but sheeps is funnier

 

[Notuern]

Holy shit this is awesome.

 

[DanLights]

Yeah, but sheeps is funnier

what´s funny is that written correctly it rhymes even better

 

[Skinny Viking]

...Bringing their rabies and their leper shits

This part fucking KILLED me!

 

[Metaltastic]

what´s funny is that written correctly it rhymes even better

WHAT'S FUNNY IS THAT YOU'RE FAT - BAM

 

[midget donkeys]

They came from space in armoured ships
Bringing their rabies and their leper shits
Maim them and kill them, bury them deep
Or they eat your babies and rape all your sheeps

This is great. It could be the second verse. Now we need a really catchy chorus.

 

[Skinny Viking]

can't help with the lyrics but I'm down for some bass parts