Armadillo madness...

James Murphy said:
you are such a clueless idiot.... your little world is what you know, and you know nothing of anything else... so therefore, everyone else's reality must easily conform to yours. there, i've summed you up as succinctly as you seem to have done me. how's it feel?

my house is big.. the pilings are all throughout it.. not just on the corners.. i have to crawl on hands and knees in a claustrophobic , dirty environment... FAR easier for me to destory the offenders, and it's not only normal to do this, it's recommended by everyone i asked.

so


piss


off.
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Yeah I am an idiot. I am in my hot tub/hammock with my house on a slab and you are crawling around in the dirty, hot, poisonous, claustrophobic environment covered in dirt and sweat. Or better yet running around your garden at 4 am shooting your gun down holes.

Mr snuffles can tear your world apart. Not mine.

So who wins? You. Okay you win. I am a fucking idiot who needs to go back to school because I think the risk of armadillos giving you rabies, leprosy, and undermining houses is a freak event.

I will bow out of the "pro" armadillo argument. But I have one more thing to say........................






















wait for it....



























Epic Beard Armadillo
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I changed the picture of the girl :goggly: I thought the other one was hot too; If you have big tits, they're not going to protrude like traffic cones or beach balls, otherwise something is amiss if you catch my drift :lol:
 
Ya, pretty decent titties alright. Wouldn't know what a 60year old's pair would look like. Nothing wrong with older chicks either, as the old saying goes "an old one closing is as good as a young one opening". Armadillo Death Squad would be a cool band. Obviously "Blind In Texas" would have to be covered lol
 
yeah fyn... going after the pest when he's actually in my yard, and shooting him where i know he actually is...well, it's just dumb of me, isn't it? rather i guess i should look for them at a more sensible hour, like say Noon... when they aren't out and about... and perhaps i should only shoot at them in the perfect environment for shooting... say, a licensed shooting range, with all the proper safety equipment.... even though there are no armadillos there, much less the ones that damage my property. or perhaps out in the country where there's no one to disturb and no law against it. .... er... wait..

or perhaps i should just let them do their damage and pretend it's not happening... seeing as how you've now, in one post, both tried to ridicule me for filling in the holes and for trying stop the cause of them... yeah, that'll work. you are one logical dude.
 
I thought I was bad, but this is gold:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxDz4btuRUI&feature=related[/ame]

The whole thing reads like an adult swim episode.

Check out his Tshirt at 4 mins.

You will laugh, you will cry, but ultimately you want the possum to escape. Lady Gaga has less outfits than that possum.

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James Murphy said:
yeah fyn... going after the pest when he's actually in my yard, and shooting him where i know he actually is...well, it's just dumb of me, isn't it? rather i guess i should look for them at a more sensible hour, like say Noon... when they aren't out and about... and perhaps i should only shoot at them in the perfect environment for shooting... say, a licensed shooting range, with all the proper safety equipment.... even though there are no armadillos there, much less the ones that damage my property. or perhaps out in the country where there's no one to disturb and no law against it. .... er... wait..

or perhaps i should just let them do their damage and pretend it's not happening... seeing as how you've now, in one post, both tried to ridicule me for filling in the holes and for trying stop the cause of them... yeah, that'll work. you are one logical dude.
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It's done. Step away from the smoking gun and be carried aloft, the hero, on the shoulders of your neighbors.
 
James Murphy said:
seriously... i mean... SERIOUSLY... how many times to have to say it in this thread that i live in the countryside and have NO neighbors that are close to my property... the closest does not have children, he's a retired parks & recreation services worker, who kills them himself.. though usually with gas!!!!
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It's way too easy to forget that those sissy liberal European pinko freedom-haters hate guns and love thinly-veiled homoeroticism, in your defense...

... and thefyn, you are why forums need moderation, theaters need ushers, and the internet needs a way of remotely administering duct tape and sedatives.

Jeff
 
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