Armadillo madness...
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Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
Seriously shut the fuck up, your an idiot. We know, we get it, you like arguing without a clue, lulz have been brought and I thank you.
SocialNumb
Damn Christians!
Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
C_F_H_13
Protools Guru
This thread has become an amazing joke for me and the band I'm working with....
Seriously man keep arguing with no point this is awesome. James is lighting you up so much it's making me piss myself.
Seriously man keep arguing with no point this is awesome. James is lighting you up so much it's making me piss myself.
Seriously shut the fuck up, your an idiot. We know, we get it, you like arguing without a clue, lulz have been brought and I thank you.
Your welcome.
Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
hoehlentroll
Member
though I'm on jevils and "kinda" on fyns site, discussing an issue seemingly grown by cultural differences is only prosperous unto a certain point. both sites gotten over that point
I didn't say James was in the wrong overall. Just arguing the finer points of Florida living.
Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
lolzgreg
Cereal Shipping Sneapster
FloridaRolf
W.A.T.
the FUCK it's wrong, you smug ass-hat... there are no wild dogs running around here.. people have their dogs in their fences. they respond to their owners. they are taken to vets and have all their shots. etc. etc. etc... how the FUCK is that similar, despite your little statistic. fucking hell, by your logic, AGAIN, more people are hit by cars than are bitten by dogs... soooooooo.....Bold = 100% wrong. FFS how many dog attack stories do you see compared to Armadillo related incidents?
Do you know how many holes are under your home? Newsflash, you have dozens of networks of mole/armadillo/snake holes under your house right now and there is nothing you can do about it.
There could be a hole 40 yards from your house under a thorny bush and the tunnel will end up under your house. It is a million to one chance you will have structural damage because pilings go so deep and everything is built with burrowing animals in mind. The only people who mention structural damage are the people who profit from it. Pest control companies etc.
You can't stop it. Everyone reading this has all sorts of shit they THINK they can control it, but you cant.
how does any of that relate to anything that is not made, raised, or controlled by humans???? you are thick as all hell.
FYI, my pilings do NOT go deeply underground.... the metal, corkscrewed rods that hold my hurricane straps do, but my pilings do not.
... and as i'm the one who goes under there every couple months and fills them, i know exactly how many support-endangering holes are there over the past few years... which is when the armadillos starting getting bad out here for whatever reason...
i'll take pics next time.... last one i filled in had completely exposed the corner of the piling... and if i have to spell out to you why that's the start of something bad, you just need to go back to school or something buddy.
go very far at all underground here and you hit water... smartass.
as for your comment that seems to indicate i'm at the mercy of Pest Control Company propaganda.... i say to you again that you obviously haven't been reading my posts very clearly... i did in fact call a few companies... AND THEY ALL DECLINED TO ACCEPT THE JOB WHERE I LIVE AND SUGGESTED I SHOOT OR GAS THEM..... you're right though, i took their suggestion. and now they're making all kinds of money off me. .... wait
you seem to think that you know everything about everyone's situation... "newsflash": you don't!!
now go outside and play with an armadillo and shut up already... maybe one will cuddle up with you in your hammock.
I want you to get on your knees in the dirt, and take pics of your hole for me.
Chill dude, obviously if there is a hole near the foundation of your house you fill it in. No brainer.
you are such a clueless idiot.... your little world is what you know, and you know nothing of anything else... so therefore, everyone else's reality must easily conform to yours. there, i've summed you up as succinctly as you seem to have done me. how's it feel?
my house is big.. the pilings are all throughout it.. not just on the corners.. i have to crawl on hands and knees in a claustrophobic , dirty environment... FAR easier for me to destory the offenders, and it's not only normal to do this, it's recommended by everyone i asked.
so
piss
off.
my house is big.. the pilings are all throughout it.. not just on the corners.. i have to crawl on hands and knees in a claustrophobic , dirty environment... FAR easier for me to destory the offenders, and it's not only normal to do this, it's recommended by everyone i asked.
so
piss
off.
drew_drummer
Dancefap
How the fuck are you gonna save this thread with two tears dribbling down that womans chest like a windowlicker.... ??
man, lol.. you guys need to start using the "quote" button... i have no idea who half of you are replying to. some pretty good comments so far though.. i think this is my most popular thread ever,
midget donkeys
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I want this thread turned into a coffee table book so I can leave it out when people come over as entertainment. I have been reading it all week and laughing constantly.
I also want to start a side band called Armadillo Death Squad.
I also want to start a side band called Armadillo Death Squad.
