Armadillo madness...

yes, at close range they do. i actually fired the final shot from my .40 cal though... the light on the end helped me see the animal down in it's burrow, and i knew it would be immediately lethal. i wanted it to suffer as little as possible, but it had to go.

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I remember when you showed me this baby on AIM

Jizzed my pants
 
Aren't there traps you can buy, though? Just kinda seems like a PitA to have to constantly be on 'dillo-patrol :lol:

it's dangerous to trap them... they have giant claws.. not a good idea. and if you do catch them, it's illegal to release them elsewhere. and if you hire a professional removal service, they "dispose of them"... meaning they kill them.

it's best to just shoot them and be done with it. quick death for them, and the least expense and danger for you.
 
this was the weapon used...

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but it wasn't loaded with .357 magnum rounds.. i had it loaded with pest-control shotshells...

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and thefyn... no, armadillos are an infestation, not just "animals getting in your yard", and their feces is deadly to your pets, and to you... and they damned sure are well known for a high percentage of their numbers carrying leprosy. an armadillo infestation lowers your property value, and in FL you are bound by law to deal with it before you can even sell your house.

even if you have no fear of the diseases (a bad plan, imo) they dig holes all over your yard... destroying it.. i will upload pics of some of the holes these fuckers have dug in my lawn. no, trash cans getting knocked over is definitely not the worst case scenario.

btw, i have a family of rabbits living in my yard... they just showed up one night... wild rabbits... i see them all time, and i enjoy going out and watching them. they don't even run when they see me anymore. our cat doesn't even chase them.... she can't be arsed. lol.

Yeah they dig my yard too. I just dont care. My yard is neat and I just stamp down the holes. I haven't known a single person whos pet was sick/diagnosed with something related to wild animals. I am sure it happens but it is not exactly rampant.

I have vacant lots next to my house which are just scrubland. So animals are everywhere. Trying to stop them would be pretty futile. My house is set up so nothing can nest/burrow in/around the property itself. Preventative measures etc.

yeah those bunnies are hardcore. They see me coming too and dont care. i haven't seen them for a while. A black and white housecat was stalking them. Ironically the only animal I have shooed from my property is that cat.
 
well fyn... every time i shoot one i don't have holes in my yard or around my house's support pilings for a couple months.... until another one finds my place. so the cost to me to keep my property free of these pests is a few bullets every few months. works for him.

these are not cute little critters... they are nasty, disease-ridden rodents. they don't "visit", they infest.
 
well fyn... every time i shoot one i don't have holes in my yard or around my house's support pilings for a couple months.... until another one finds my place. so the cost to me to keep my property free of these pests is a few bullets every few months. works for him.

these are not cute little critters... they are nasty, disease ridden rodents. they don't "visit", they infest.

I keep rodents as pets:

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Rodents are only dirty and diseased if they are in slums where human waste interacts with them.

Like The Emirates stadium
 
I was drunk in a hammock in my backyard at 1am. Whats that? a noise to my left. I think i turned my head the same time he did. A racoon. A fkn big one, was hanging within arms reach of me from the tree next to the hammock. I caught him with his hand in to cookie jar. In this case, a birdhouse my wife had put some suet bird blocks in.

It was a Mexican standoff for a good minute :freak:-----------------:freak: before he started making his way down the tree. And he slinked off a foot at a time, watching me all along.

Florida is kinda crazy. I have seen bunnies, armadildos, snakes, possums, loads of eagles and hawks (every day event) and the coolest of all was a bobcat trotting through my garden at sunrise. it was friken beautiful.

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I laugh at people going to all of these lengths to stop animals from getting in your yard. It's no big deal. Worst case scenario is a trash can knocked over. Leprosy, rabies etc? haha.
America is soft I tells ya, its media scaring the public. I just worry about carpenter ants and termites when it comes to defending my home from the marauding evil that is nature. People lose their minds because of molehills etc. Big deal. I just get in the hot tub and watch the show.

That beats the shit out of the Kangaroos we have in our back yeard!
I love wildcats :D
 
ha.. it's not constantly... now that i've bagged this one i won't bother going out again until i see more signs of the holes they dig... that's how i'll know we have another one... then i'll start doing a few sweeps of the yard a night until i catch 'em.
 
haha, somehow I have difficulties picturing the scene not looking like a cartoon with "speed/movement-stripes" behind your arse and freaked out googly eyes on the dillo "yikes"....:D
 


Check it around 0:40 ... can't help but imagine James going Rambo on the poor critter after that :lol:
 
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