haha I was sure it was Maynard. I'm not too educated on the Tool/APC etc. band members
Buy your friend some hearing aids.
Nah...it's more of a psychological thing I presume..
I'm guessing he's just sad cause the last Tool album didn't live up to his expecations and loving Maynard as much as he does..I guess he needs him to play some part in this. Oh well, speculation speculation...
Well then buy him a psychiatrist.