Ass....how my dog sleeps.

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read my first post here.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I cannot read your first post here because your first post is not here. If I want to read your first post, I have to go to the first page, which is not here. Dumbass.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

on the topic of pets, my mom emailed me today saying that the 'possum' that had been living in the attic for months dropped out of a weak part of the ceiling yesterday, and its not a possum at all!..its some sort of albino cat!
it had been up there all this time, eating mice i guess, with no way out as my dad had patched up all the possible entrances. but its in good health! and hiding behind the couch wondering what the FUCK is going on hahaha.
...a couple weeks ago it pissed up there in the attic and the piss came dripping down through a crack in the ceiling in my brother's room, right onto his head!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

....that's....horrible....

 

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I cannot read your first post here because your first post is not here. If I want to read your first post, I have to go to the first page, which is not here. Dumbass.

there is no more than 1 pa....

oh wait, thats right, you still have the DEFAULT number of posts per page, unlike me who uses the maximum for the most ease of use and efficency. haha. i wonder why more people don't set that number higher.

but if you really don't want to read my 1st post here, my dog is not sick anymore.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I do not set it that way because like this, my thread appears to be bigger. I need the ego boost.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh, I read your post. Glad to hear your doggy is doing better.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

I'm so jealous LoM.....but of what? you're fantastical anus + surrounding area or the proximity of your degs head to said anus + surrounding area.
play your cards right my lad and you may soon figure out what it is I am talking about. SEX

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well....at least you metioned my ass......no matter the context, I appreciate it. Thanks my good lad.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Bump.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Bump.

Bump?

BUMP!

 

[Captain Beard]

Hump a bumped rump? Only if those bumps ARE the rump, and nicely shaped.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

So you're saying you like my rump?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, no penises. Only women.