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disasterpeace

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steve, how did you get the nickname asshole in testament?
 
i think they mean for it to bne fartman
i do hear thats what he calls himself or something
 
Oh please stop...
I wrote asshole on my bio for the Tesatment web site for fun.
I will never refer to myself as fartman, I think it's lame. It's a Howard Stern character.
It's not my fault you guys aren't familiar with a fretless bass sound. Listen to side two of Jethro Tull's "A" album and you'll know why I enjoy bending the notes the way I do. Or listen to Dali's Car "The Waking Hour" and educate yourselves.
Chuck Shuldiner and Scott Burns used to call that sound like that of a frog. So much so it stuck that my custom built fretless I used a lot back then was even named "The Frog".
But even so, if your ass makes that sound...you should adjust your diet or you might blow out your stink hole.
 
Hey man fuck Howard Stern, his farts are not nearly as musical as yours man. You've taken time to master the art of the fretless fart sound. So in my book your the original Fartman.Keep it real man,real stinky(if u know what i mean).

later,
Martay
 
i´ve got musican farts too... now i´m farting suicide machine
 
And you idiots would know. Do us all a favor and get your candyasses off of this fuckin' forum and look for some Andrew W.K. tour dates or some shit

God damned imbeciles.

J