- Mar 5, 2002
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so..yah...we need a history....this is what i've thought of, you all need to think of some stuff too and we can collectively come up with something incredibly retarded:
mmkay...years ago, there's a crazy lumberjack couple in west virginia(or canada??) and they have a kid, thebigyetti, who decides later he wants brothers and sisters, but since his mother couldn't have kids anymore(lumberjacking accident), they have to kidnap some...so first they go to illinois and kidnap the little boy later known as hellson yayberg, then they go up to maryland and kidnap the squid boy, then they come down to texas and kidnap me, pippie. and so we have to live in a pit in the woods along with our new big brother....and we experience horrible things and thus become insanely morbid ourselves...years of watching the yetti make glockenspiels out of human skin and bones was probably the least disturbing of all we were put through...also, we are incredibly jealous of all slighty privileged children, and that is why we burned down the elementary school and took the principal back to our pit for torture....and that's all i've got
mmkay...years ago, there's a crazy lumberjack couple in west virginia(or canada??) and they have a kid, thebigyetti, who decides later he wants brothers and sisters, but since his mother couldn't have kids anymore(lumberjacking accident), they have to kidnap some...so first they go to illinois and kidnap the little boy later known as hellson yayberg, then they go up to maryland and kidnap the squid boy, then they come down to texas and kidnap me, pippie. and so we have to live in a pit in the woods along with our new big brother....and we experience horrible things and thus become insanely morbid ourselves...years of watching the yetti make glockenspiels out of human skin and bones was probably the least disturbing of all we were put through...also, we are incredibly jealous of all slighty privileged children, and that is why we burned down the elementary school and took the principal back to our pit for torture....and that's all i've got