It has recently come to our attention that while amp cables have been a mainstay for all live music performances, the time has come to evolve. A project is in the works to radically improve this contraption so that in any future occasions, performance material will not be compromised due to cables falling out. Along with the genius of engineer Ndalo Silveira (aka George Harrison) an invention to solve this problem will hopefully hammered out in a few months or so. Once this invention has been completed we will sell it to a company and hopefully make billions of dollars. From there Ndalo can buy his own freeway so he will not be late for his fucking guitar lessons...which by the way he is sorry for. We will use Jasun and Troy as test rats once the invention has been completed.
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LMFAO!!!! This is awesome, Devin and I will proudly be endorsed by this great product. Ndalo and Jon kick ass!!!!
Thrak and Dev
Thrak and Dev
You guys just need to hire some little mexican guy on the corner to hold your cable for you and pay him a couple of bucks for every show. Oh shit! I can be rich.
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