Attn: Greg

[Baliset]

1. i definitely prefer RI accents over Boston accents even though its really just a mutation.

2. my eyes are unremarkable and brown so even if i was getting sick i don't think the color could evolve much from brown.

 

[Baliset]

1. that's not much sleep on average to be getting.

 

[lizard]

my eyes are a greenish brown and they veer back and forth depending on what must be physical biological things like illness or stress.

I can pick up a boston accent really quickly because I grew up with it listening to my mom.

 

[Baliset]

1. i really don't think it should take more than a minute for Fleet to tell me the proper routing number for my checking account but lo and behold 6 minutes later i am still waiting.

 

[minxnim]

isn't FLEET also a brand of enema? go figure.

 

[Baliset]

1. i don't have the intern as the person i get a present for. i picked my receptionist, which rules.

i finally see where i made my error in understanding and it makes the possibilities for tomorrow all the more creepy if the intern is buying you the present(which i somehow didn't comprehend initially).

 

[minxnim]

1. yea i can hardly wait for him to stand behind my chair with his crotch like 1/2 an inch from my face like he always seems to do. he may get punched in the dick. not sure yet. if he gets me a weird present i'm going to have a guinea attack.

 

[Baliset]

1. eeewwww(about the crotch thing).

2. you should have a yo-yo and yo-yo him in the nuts and claim it was an accident.

 

[minxnim]

1. i figure if i just turn around and punch him in the dick and then say 'oh man i forgot to take my meds!' i'll be covered.

2. my supervisor just finally admitted she knows he's a boob starer

 

[Baliset]

1. i wish i had meds to blame inconsistencies in my behavior on.

 

[TheNewChupe]

i just read this thread start to finish. when i started, there were 5 pages. i didn't think i'd catch up.

A Few of My Favourite Things (about this thread):
1) avi's only 2 responses
2) the TA DA picture
3) intern punching

Honorable Mention:
- Boob staring (i admit, i'm guilty of this some. so sue me and my genetalia.)

 

[Baliset]

1. it just took me about 10 minutes to record my voicemail message because i kept fucking up. however, it is drastically shorter than my previous message if anyone would like to critique: 617-747-2290

 

[TheNewChupe]

but if i call, won't you answer? or have you set your phone to SEND ALL CALLS TO VOICE MAIL?

 

[Baliset]

well i have it set to go straight to voicemail for a few minutes if you want to call. but if you call and i answer just say you want to hear the voicemail and i'll transfer you.

 

[Baliset]

the catch is that you need to leave me a message. show me some love.

 

[TheNewChupe]

i've never talked to anyone from this board on the phone but jake.
and he hurt me so.

do i dare risk getting my heart stomped on again?

 

[Baliset]

yay i got a message!

 

[TheNewChupe]

done.

 

[minxnim]

visiting the porn star's house was fun last night. he has SO many vintage christmas decorations and stuff. and um, not so awesome pictures everywhere haha.
i felt bad, he seems to be in a lot of pain from a recent surgery. i stayed for about two hours and had a soda with him and watched oprah.

 

[Baliset]

i bet he was way psyched to have company.