Attn: Greg

[minxnim]

1. i don't have the intern as the person i get a present for. i picked my receptionist, which rules.

2. the home visit should at least be interesting. even if just for the photos on the walls.

3. i'm going to throw up on him if the intern stares at my boobs

 

[Baliset]

1. bring your camera so that if said throwing up happens you can take a pic afterwards to share and to constantly remind him that being a perv to you means getting puked on unless he finds that erotic in some way.

 

[lizard]

semiretardedpervbukkake (sp)

you know prep I feel your pain. the other day this woman named Nancy, who is a complete idiot with no concept of personal space, lumbered across the floor at me and clasped me to her not inconsiderable bosoms. I felt like one of those stooge wrestlers they serve up to be beaten by the name guys. it was *shudder* revolting in the extreme.

 

[Baliset]

1. i hate when people i need to contact to resolve problems on files are not there but also i usually am glad to leave a message at the same time because part of me wants to avoid the situation. i am a paradox.

 

[minxnim]

1. lizard: ew

2. greg: i always do that too. i feel apprehensive leaving a message and then i avoid answering my phone.

 

[lizard]

she was like, "Richard! thank you so much for fixing my computer!"
whenever she starts talking, her nipples get hard and I'm like, god help me please, are my sins truly on the same level as strom thurmond's?

you guys really do not understand the crosses we help desk people have to bear.

 

[Baliset]

1. also i love when i am on the phone and told to call a different place and then the different place tells me to call the initial place.

 

[Baliset]

lizard: the closest i can come to relating at all to your situation is when i am talking to a mother on the phone and they call me "honey" after i help them. it freaks me out a bit.

 

[lizard]

know what you mean. I think I've related here before that I seem to exude some aura or something which makes even young women want to call me "hun", and not in the germanic sense.

 

[Baliset]

1. in a bizarre thought i found myself thinking "i wonder if my insurance claims adjuster is hott? because she sounds kind of hott on the phone." and then i remember a time in college when my roomate got a phone call from a girl and i said to him "hey there's some hott girl on the phone for you." and he got mad because it turned out to be his sister.

 

[Baliset]

1. also my lack of sleep is now starting to affect me and make me feel loopy and weird which will certainly make me the hit of the after-work drinking session tonight.

 

[lizard]

haha that's funny.

hey...this thread is quietly exhibiting some real stamina
!

 

[lizard]

I've got some Augustiner beer in my fridge and some skullsplitters with my name on 'em. I'm off tomorrow so I think tonite is cool for throwing back a few.

 

[avi]

the sister thing is great

 

[lizard]

I'd be proud to have a hott sister. I'm proud of my sis anyway...she plays womens semipro tackle football in Louisiana.

 

[minxnim]

1. i always get called 'hun' or 'sugar' or 'baby' or something. especially by large black women. i cannot explain why.

2. today my eyes must be exceptionally NOT okay because already 10 people have asked me if they're color contacts

3. i sound about 40-50 years older than i am on the phone.

 

[Baliset]

1. i actually shouldn't refer to it as a drinking session as much as its just a get together at a local bar for past employees of my office who are getting together for some nostalgia.

2. preppy: about the eyes

3. i sound a lot more rhode island-ish on the phone than i am. i can go into an accent without hesitation especially if someone from RI calls me.

 

[minxnim]

1. the RI accent is amazing. (way better than long island ones too)

2. i am developing a sore throat

 

[lizard]

prep are you getting sick? my mom used to say my eyes would change color when I had the flu.

 

[minxnim]

1. well i have been sleeping about 2 hours a night recently versus my usual 3-4. so i may be getting sick from that. or it's just really dry in here. my eyes sort of get lighter when i don't sleep a lot. it sucks.