attn: toby

[minxnim]

did you get my snail mail yet? i hope it makes it there ok.

 

[steak-knife]

did you spread a bit of your favourite perfume on the letter?

 

[minxnim]

no but i included one giant tooth that was extracted from my mouth.

 

[steak-knife]

damn thats cool. so now you must look like shane macgowan a bit dont you? i wish i looked like shane macgowan. i reckon everyone does.

 

[lizard]

is he even still alive?

 

[FuSoYa]

no it didn't arrive yet but OMG you sent it!!!!

 

[minxnim]

t, i sent it last week so i am guessing the holiday slowed it down a bit. either way, i sent it in the original plastic mini-treasure chest the dentist gave it to me in.

 

[xfer]

or it was stopped in the mailroom for containing a bioweapon.

 

[steak-knife]

yeah shanes alive, me mate went to his gig like 2 weeks ago.

 

[minxnim]

it is a fairly big tooth.

 

[steak-knife]

like one you could sit on?

 

[lizard]

man that tooth had best occupy a position of pride within the collection.

 

[minxnim]

steak face was sort of funny there.

 

[xfer]

he's running about a 1-in-50 post percentage, which isn't very good. however, i seem to recall that you, preppy, once ascribed that same percentage to me.

 

[steak-knife]

do you mean that preppy?

xfer i told you we're soulmates. youre just in denial.

 

[lizard]

see, steak? if you bear down, you may one day aspire to be an xfer!

 

[mindspell]

I probably am in the 1-in-99 range, does that make me an outcast?

 

[minxnim]

xfer used to be 1 in 50 but since we became friends he's more like 1:15 it's really rather stunning.

 

[steak-knife]

thanks for support lizard youre a true brother to me. when we meet ill buy you a drink and sing the chorus from 'blood brothers' [iron maiden] to you.

 

[xfer]

at this rate i should be consistently funny by about 2007. unless i just imitate chupe's posting style, in which case i can probably achieve it by 2005.