aug's euro invasion 2015-16

[Onder]

Pictures you dirty Russian templar.

 

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I watched her as she slept beside me. Damn.

 

[arg]

Holy shit the top tier women in that club are openly racist. I was approached by many girls, whom I rejected because I was going for the cream of the crop, but when I propositioned those ones they said "sorry honey" and walked past me to the old white businessmen to strut their stuff. Disgusted, I left.

So I called an uber to another club. When I got there I found out it was closed. Fuck! Then I heard a voice behind me. I beheld a high quality specimen of a petite young Russian female driving her car. She wanted me to take her and her friend, who was in the passenger seat, to a hotel. I looked at her friend and she was butt-ugly. I said "no I want only you" but she said in her strong but cute accent "no she my friend only together". My balls were blue by this time so I said ok ok and hopped in the car.

What little was left of my normal instincts kicked in. This was dangerous. They might be taking me to a huge Russian thug who will cut me open and steal my kidney and liver and all my money and passport. The hotel looked normal though. The bellboy looked at me like an asshole. We got to the room and they started undressing. Well hey looks like this night will be salvaged after all!

Naturally I focused more on the hot one. My 4.8 inches unleashed all his pent up frustration and rage as I fucked her vigorously. I licked her butthole like a madman. I fucked the ugly one too out of sympathy, she had a nice body at least. They changed condoms every time I switched and I finished inside the hot one.

Interesting first night. I was nervous as fuck so forgot to set up hidden camera I apologize

 

[Dak]

Is this the thread where you document all the money you spend getting what plenty of guys have gotten for free on various continents and at various times both past and present?

Holy shit the top tier women in that club are openly racist. I was approached many girls, whom I rejected because I was going for the cream of the crop, but when I propositioned those ones they said "sorry honey" and walked past me to the old white businessmen to strut their stuff. Disgusted, I left.

So I called an uber to another club. When I got there I found out it was closed. Fuck! Then I heard a voice behind me. I beheld a high quality specimen of a petite young Russian female driving her car. She wanted me to take her and her friend, who was in the passenger seat, to a hotel. I looked at her friend and she was butt-ugly. I said "no I want only you" but she said in her strong but cute accent "no she my friend only together". My balls were blue by this time so I said ok ok and hopped in the car.

What little was left of my normal instincts kicked in. This was dangerous. They might be taking me to a huge Russian thug who will cut me open and steal my kidney and liver and all my money and passport. The hotel looked normal though. The bellboy looked at me like an asshole. We got to the room and they started undressing. Well hey looks like this night will be salvaged after all!

Naturally I focused more on the hot one. My 4.8 inches unleashed all his pent up frustration and rage as I fucked her vigorously. I licked her butthole like a madman. I fucked the ugly one too out of sympathy, she had a nice body at least. They changed condoms every time I switched and I finished inside the hot one.

Interesting first night. I was nervous as fuck so forgot to set up hidden camera I apologize

So yes. Btw, old businessmen have money. If you looked like you had money, they would probably have been happy to do all sorts of fun things with your furious peen.

 

[Omni]

I had a boner most of the flight and had to keep rearranging my dick. I watched her as she slept beside me. Damn.

My 4.8 inches unleashed all his pent up frustration and rage as I fucked her vigorously.

Why try to hide such an unimpressive boner on the plane? Nobody would have noticed.

 

[rms]

aug you stud, you got free snatch out of that car or did I misread!?

 

[Krow]

Unless I'm misreading, he got turned down by the women in the whorehouse he wanted and settled for a woman and her ugly friend.

 

[arg]

lol of course they were working girls. the hot one made it totally worth it. socialism even in the prostituiton industry, fuck me. onwards to day 2!

 

[Omni]

Isn't Russia the tuberculosis capital of the developed world? Watch out.

 

[Dak]

Socialism? I guess technically men and women collectively own the means of production. Except in Murka where women own it exclusively.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Why try to hide such an unimpressive boner on the plane? Nobody would have noticed.

How big is your boyfriend's cock?

 

[The Butt]

Careful Omni. HB is on the prowl.

 

[CiG]

I love this thread so much, Omni with the fired shots, Butt with the devastating commentary, Aug with the sheer honesty that almost makes me want to hurl.

9/10.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Making a "lol small penis" swipe against a guy that was being self-deprecating in the first place isn't really funny tbh. This thread will become a 9/10 (or greater) when aug posts pics.

 

[Omni]

Making a "lol small penis" joke is always funny when it's directed at someone who admits to creeping on a sleeping teenager.

 

[Omni]

How big is your boyfriend's cock?

Careful Omni. HB is on the prowl.

I know. He probably wants my boyfriend to fuck him.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

So, how big is it?

 

[Omni]

I'm actually single right now, but my previous relationship was with a black man. I'm sure you're able to use your imagination after hearing that.

 

[CiG]

I'm fucking dying.

 

[The Butt]

Deep down I think HB imagines the cocks of most of the male members of this board.

Although for some reason he thinks I was an alcohol baby so thankfully I think I am safe.