aug's euro invasion 2015-16

[HamburgerBoy]

You look a little like Jonah Falcon. I think about your dick quite a bit, actually.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm actually single right now, but my previous relationship was with a black man. I'm sure you're able to use your imagination after hearing that.

That's awesome btw.

 

[The Butt]

I hate you.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I was kind of considering seeing an escort but this kind of shit puts me off. The reason I want to see one is that my blue balls horniness is kind of a social problem now. Women at work have noticed me staring at their asses and legs.

 

[Onder]

I was kind of considering seeing an escort but this kind of shit puts me off. The reason I want to see one is that my blue balls horniness is kind of a social problem now. Women at work have noticed me staring at their asses and legs.

It has to be pretty demoralizing to be refused by a prostitute or to be only allowed to fuck a pretty one if you fuck an ugly one too and then pay them both. But then again, it's Russia. Why the fuck would I go to Russia fuck I know.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Arg, I fucking miss drinking Urquells with you and Ondra in Prague. Let's hit up Euro again for Lowlife Fest 2016 and hit up some whorehouses together.

 

[arg]

had a funny conversation with the hoes, after sex the hot one said "you kno russia eez nombah wan, not amerika, yes?" and i was like "yeyeye Putin is fuckin badass, when he wanna bomb the terrorists, he just fuckin bombs them he don't give a shit!" and i made airplane and explosion sounds and hand motions. then the ugly one said "evriwan een russia teenk obama eez ppbbttthhhppttt!" and i was like "yeyeye he scared like little girl, fuck obama!" and we were all laughing and repeating "fuck obama! fuck obama!"

i know you wanna see dick pics but here's some tourist shit first

 

[CiG]

You killed and ate the women afterwards? Nice.

 

[Omni]

Stop taking pictures with less than half of your face in them. It's stupid and doesn't make you look cool.

Preferably, you should put none of your face in them for optimum photo quality.

 

[Krow]

I'm actually single right now, but my previous relationship was with a black man. I'm sure you're able to use your imagination after hearing that.

A bruised cervix would account for your disposition, I suppose.

 

[CiG]

Holy shit.

 

[Dak]

Omni is like "my last boyfriend was black". And the one before that, and the one before that, ad infinitum.

 

[arg]

nsfw. nsfl.

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[Omni]

Omni is like "my last boyfriend was black". And the one before that, and the one before that, ad infinitum.

I've dated people from many different races and ethnic backgrounds. I'm not sure why that's so surprising to people.

 

[Dak]

Carribean, West African, East African, Southern US, etc.

 

[Omni]

This topic is barely about arg anymore.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I still don't buy that you're a real person.

 

[CiG]

It's okay, you didn't start it.
That BBC hunter did.

 

[Dak]

poor Horatio.

 

[Omni]

I still don't buy that you're a real person.

I still don't buy that the girl that you work with was flirting with you recently at work.