Authorities: Fifth-graders posted lookout, had sex in class

[Crimson Velvet]

This is the devilish work of the infernal machine, the television!



"Someone think of the children!"

 

[Ars Magna]

It's almost comical. I kinda wonder what the other kids were doing, do you think they just sat in silence, staring and watching?

Yeah...I mean, on some level, it is funny. Funny as hell, really. The fact that those little shits were ballsy enough to do it. I mean, hell, I don't know many people who would do that later on in life. A lot of guys might, but women...much harder to come by. Unless, of course, there's a lot of $ in it. Then they take the hate paste on the chin almost anywhere. At least that's what the porn sites I frequent lead me to believe.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I kinda wonder what the other kids were doing, do you think they just sat in silence, staring and watching?

From several reports that I have read, numerous boys in the audience were yelping in a high pitched squeal, "Clown her dawg, clown on her, Uhh".

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

From several reports that I have read, numerous boys in the audience were yelping in a high pitched squeal, "Clown her dawg, clown on her, Uhh".

Five fucking stars.

 

[Mormagil]

Six stars.

 

[MFJ]

Girls 11 and boys 12-13 I think?

still, but its not really like i give a fuck anyway.

 

[skeptik]

13 year old should not be having sex tbh.

 

[MFJ]

well i think there's a reason why humans become sexually active around the age of 13

by the way, i'm not trying to sound like a crazy child lover or anything, i'm just throwing out some points.

edit: i also dont think what these kids did was good, just so you know my stance

 

[skeptik]

I don't think that really applies the way that society is structured. We also live a hell of a lot longer than when we only lived like 35-40 years.

 

[MFJ]

true

 

[Reign in Acai]

Children were also much more mature back when a long hard day of milking ole betsy and plucking helga, were the only route of putting sustenance on the family's table. Now 13 yr olds are all about makeup, clothes, and cell phones. Hell most 30 yr olds aren't mentally/emotionally capable of properly rearing a young-in. But you can't wait too long due to the increased chance of birth defects. Only solution, stop procreating, and let this world turn in to a scene out of "Children of Men"/

 

[Mormagil]

reign2fall

 

[Belligerent]

I'm not sure if I even had a semi-chub at that age
but I do remember sneaking some skin-e-max in

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm out of here, I have "smarter" people I should be spending my time with. :Smug:

I'm not sure if I even had a semi-chub at that age
but I do remember sneaking some skin-e-max in

GTFOoRC!!!

 

[skeptik]

I'm out of here, I have "smarter" people I should be spending my time with. :Smug:

 

[Ars Magna]

This is the devilish work of the infernal machine, the television!

I'm not sure if this was a serious comment, but I have to agree with it a little (as much as I hate to). More than just the TV, though, it is society at large. 20 years ago you wouldn't hear about this kind of shit going down. Sure, the media wasn't what it is today so the access was limited, but still. There might be a kid watching for the teacher during a fistfight or just general jackassery, but not full-on coitus interruptus. Innocence is lost so much earlier now. Being the father of 2 yound boys, it fucking pisses me off.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Being the father of 2 yound boys, it fucking pisses me off.

Is that a syndrome?!?!

 

[Ars Magna]

Is that a syndrome?!?!

It's similar to the clap.

 

[MFJ]

It's similar to the clap.

hahahaha

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I'm not sure if this was a serious comment, but I have to agree with it a little (as much as I hate to).

It was semi-quasi serious. I tried to lighten it up with a Simpsons reference...