Awesome commercials

"I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breasts. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right here, and it just says, "Drink Coke." Now I don't know the connection here, but goddamn if Coke isn't on my shopping list that week."
 
awesome commercials? these commericals are gay as all hell.....gay gay gay. wow a chick, like i've never seen them before...omg so awesome i can't believe it.

"i can smell it from here meh i can't smell it here" well lady open your legs and ill smell the fish factory from a mile away.



lol sorry for the bitching, i just thought i would rant cause im bored and hung over as all hell.

I was hung over all day yesterday...

I hate it.
 
"I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breasts. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right here, and it just says, "Drink Coke." Now I don't know the connection here, but goddamn if Coke isn't on my shopping list that week."

Bill Hicks!

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I love the commercial where the Asian chick looks like she's giving head, but.... (won't spoil it for those that have not seen it).
I'll see if it's on Youtube