Bacon Lube

[~Lynn~]

http://baconlube.com/

You've always been a lover of bacon.
Now you can be a bacon lover,
with baconlube™, the world's first
bacon-flavored personal lubricant
and massage oil.

 

[Talking Backwards]

Brought to you by those who did not actually have any regular lube on hand one day and decided to use what was leftover on the stove...

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Don't know how I'd feel if a girl broke out with bacon lube. Part me of is like "aaaaaaaaw yeeeeeah" and another part is like " whore"

Depends on what I was looking for that day, I guess.

 

[Craysh3]

This'll go great with my bacon toothpaste, bacon floss, and bacon soap after having a bacon and egg english muffin for the morning after.

 

[~Lynn~]

Don't know how I'd feel if a girl broke out with bacon lube. Part me of is like "aaaaaaaaw yeeeeeah" and another part is like " whore"

Depends on what I was looking for that day, I guess.

I think it's the pig snout that would get me..

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

See, I didn't even notice that as a problem.