Bacon

[Dead Winter]

Here in the northernmost reaches of the mountains they make smoked beer which is delicious...it tastes not like meat but the smoky aroma that it gives off. It's just a light, smoky hint of it and it's amazing. I dunno if that's what you're referring to, but here it's called "birra affumicata", literally smoked beer.

I don't think that's bacon beer, though.

 

[Liverslapper]

I need to stop coming here when I am intoxicated.

 

[Mr.Sister]

Here in the northernmost reaches of the mountains they make smoked beer which is delicious...it tastes not like meat but the smoky aroma that it gives off. It's just a light, smoky hint of it and it's amazing. I dunno if that's what you're referring to, but here it's called "birra affumicata", literally smoked beer.

I don't think that's bacon beer, though.

Schlenkerla is a smoked beer, exactly what you're talking about. And I think this particular one tastes like bacon, I don't like it, but alot of my friends.

And Warrel must refer to something like this. If it would be a flavoured beer, you couldn't sell it legally as a beer in Germany.

 

[neal]

they had it at a bar I was at in Germany recently I had one sip and it was disgustingly bad

someone had bacon beer at boonville brewfest a few years ago, and yeh it was gross. everyone still wanted to try it though, knowing it was probably gross. BACON.

 

[~Lynn~]

Bacon wrapped corn on the cob is super win.

 

[DarkGift]

Thick meat and John's mom. I came.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It's not the first time Steve came in my mom's meat.

Back when he lived in Houston, we had him over for dinner, once. He asked to be excused, but after ten minutes I began to worry. I stumbled upon him in the kitchen, pants around his ankles masturbating furiously to Painkiller and ejaculating into the brisket.

 

[stefan86]

This should be a tribute thread.

 

[Liverslapper]

That was one hell of a brisket!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I think the mustache craze is worse than the bacon craze. Mustache stickers, mustache lollipops, mustache soap, mustache t-shirts....


....BACON MUSTACHES.

 

[Dead Winter]

Don't forget the beard craze. It's almost like everyone wants to look like a tugboat captain. No, you don't look like a pirate; you look like a homeless Muslim.

While we're at it, what's the big fucking deal with pirates? Did you like Pirates of the Caribbean THAT much?

 

[Liverslapper]

 

[neal]

that RULES

 

[neal]

Don't forget the beard craze. It's almost like everyone wants to look like a tugboat captain. No, you don't look like a pirate; you look like a homeless Muslim.

While we're at it, what's the big fucking deal with pirates? Did you like Pirates of the Caribbean THAT much?

man, first bacon and now beards? you're gettin pretty goddamn prissy livin over there amongst them scrawny euros. i think you need to salute the ole stars an stripes, let off a few 12 gauge shells, and beg the Bald Eagle Gods forgive you.

 

[Dead Winter]

Hey I never said I didn't like bacon...have you ever had pancetta? It's bacon but it's prepared differently...much thicker, juicer, greasier...tastes better too. However, I'm not jerking off to it like everyone over there is. It's not exactly a delicacy. Awesome, yes, but not meme-worthy.

 

[refraction]

I think the mustache craze is worse than the bacon craze. Mustache stickers, mustache lollipops, mustache soap, mustache t-shirts....


....BACON MUSTACHES.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

My breakfast/lunch. 3 eggs scrambled. two pieces of rye toast. and a good 14oz of bacon.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

 

[neal]

this man gets my vote for chancellor

 

[neal]

have you ever had pancetta? It's bacon but it's prepared differently...much thicker, juicer, greasier

i have not, but there is an eyetalian market just down the street that may have that cut.