Four surgeons - an American, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Filipino - were having a conversation over some drinks.
American surgeon: "We had this patient that lost both arms. We gave him artificial ones. Do you know what happened to him? He's now a world boxing champion."
Chinese surgeon: "Oh, that nothing. We had patient with no legs. We gave him artificial legs. You know what he is now? World champion runner."
Japanese surgeon: "That is nothing. We had patient that lost both arms and legs. We gave him artificial ones. You know what he is? Gold medalist in swimming."
Filipino surgeon: "You guys are weak! There was this lady who lost her head. We replaced it with a coconut. Do you know what she became? President of the Philippines!"