Bad Joke of the day

[Danny rctv]

Q:What's a stripper do with her asshole before going to work?

A: She drops him off at Band Practice!

 

[Eddieline]

Two nuts walked down a dark alley.





One was a salted.

 

[A7]

Lorena Bobbitt was seriously injured in a car accident.
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Some dick cut her off.

 

[Eddieline]

I killed a circus the other day.

The trick is to go for the juggler.

 

[Danny rctv]

Q:How come cannibals don't eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny!

 

[Eddieline]

You know what's exceptional about some cows?


They're out standing in their field.

 

[MiniMurray]

damn i love a good cow joke

 

[A7]

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new mansion?

Neither has he.

 

[Eddieline]

How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Maiden Afganistan]

What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

Heath Ledger jokes get old!!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[A7]

Four surgeons - an American, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Filipino - were having a conversation over some drinks.

American surgeon: "We had this patient that lost both arms. We gave him artificial ones. Do you know what happened to him? He's now a world boxing champion."

Chinese surgeon: "Oh, that nothing. We had patient with no legs. We gave him artificial legs. You know what he is now? World champion runner."

Japanese surgeon: "That is nothing. We had patient that lost both arms and legs. We gave him artificial ones. You know what he is? Gold medalist in swimming."

Filipino surgeon: "You guys are weak! There was this lady who lost her head. We replaced it with a coconut. Do you know what she became? President of the Philippines!"

 

[Eddieline]

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?



It was just a stage he was going through.

 

[Eddieline]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?




Make me one with everything.

 

[A7]

Q: Why aren't there any Kmarts or Walmarts in Iraq?

A: Too many Targets.

 

[Eddieline]

Two gurus are discussing reincarnation one day. One guru asks the other what he would be reincarnated as if he had a choice. The second guru replied "I would like to be a brightly colored carp."

The first guru looked and him sternly and said "Don't be koi."

 

[peterp]

Employee calls his boss and says he has anal glaucoma.

The boss says whats that?

Employee says 'I don't see my ass coming in today'

 

[Danny rctv]

You know why there's no phone books in China?

Because there's so many Wings & Wongs you might Wing the Wong Number!

 

[Eddieline]

What's green and has wheels?



Grass. I lied about the wheels.