Baking marijuana into food

[Demilich]

dude if i had some acid, i'd do just that, but do i? and if i did, i'd go whole hog 300+ug style!

 

[lizard]

did I ever tell you the story about the guy I watched take three hits and then believed he was the Indian Warrior Cochise? And then he tried to flip his hamburger over on the hibachi using his hand as a spatula. ouch.

 

[Demilich]

what about the guy (not sure if it's true or not) who thought he was an orange and hid in a closet for fear of being juiced or peeled or some shit?

i can't imagine how something could affect the brain like that, 'swhat makes me wanna try it. my first attempt failed since the blotters appeared to be simply pieces of fucking paper with no lysergic soaked in to em. fuck that. least i didnt pay for it

 

[lizard]

it's usually best to do it the first time with someone who's been there. it can be alot of fun and the textures of everything around you take on new depths and shades.

and the trails are pretty cool.

 

[NAD]

i was always too much of a wuss to try it. i know how fucked up my mind is and knew i'd have a bad trip. plus i don't like the idea of being fucked up for more than a few hours.

have done laced w33d before though, not sure if that counts as the same thing but i saw some trippy shit.

 

[Demilich]

my friend used to hallucinate off of regular weed. closed-eye shit, but he'd be sitting there talking out loud to people for like half an hour..sounds like he had some fun adventures! i was so goddamn jealous

my mind is pretty normal (i believe) and my family doesn't seem to have any history of mental illness, pretty sound people. my girlfriend has a history of depression, alcoholism, suicidal tendencies in her family... i guess she should stay away? but then who the hell do i do them with? not like i KNOW other people or anything

 

[Josh'sRoommate]

I'll do it with you. if you don't mind the video camera.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Its different every time for me. The more ripped I get the trippier it usually is. Best was the time I went on a mystical journey and disappeared into the woods and 'came to' about 6 hours later just as I walked back into camp.

 

[lizard]

the first time I did it I was walking around with my buds in Perlacher Forst in Munich and then this bicycle built for two rode by us, ridden by two guys in identical black suits, legs moving in perfect synchronization. We all stood there and finally my bud Felix turns around and says...."whoa." we all fell about and then decided to go play frisbee. then we decided to see who could come up with the most outrageous statement. This guy we called Truck was silent for a while and then he pointed out this dog across the field, and he says, "say fellas...is that a boy dog? because there's nothing I'd like to feel more right now than the front of my balls banging up against the back of his."

 

[NAD]

This guy we called Truck was silent for a while and then he pointed out this dog across the field, and he says, "say fellas...is that a boy dog? because there's nothing I'd like to feel more right now than the front of my balls banging up against the back of his."

bwaaaaaahahahahahaha

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

This guy we called Truck was silent for a while and then he pointed out this dog across the field, and he says, "say fellas...is that a boy dog? because there's nothing I'd like to feel more right now than the front of my balls banging up against the back of his."

he won i'm guessing?

 

[Demilich]

lizard man, learn how to use a mouse!

 

[lizard]

I'm experimenting with the new UM features. it's a test, and I meant to do that


yeah, truck always won our contests. once we went to the campus bar and we were talking and this drunk chick walks up and looks him up and down (he was a weightlifter so he was pretty ripped, in more ways than one.)

she says, "I don't think I've ever met you before."

he looks at us with a funny grin which told us something was coming.

he says back to her, "good...let's keep it that way."



I treasure these memories because you see, he was dead from exposure at age 22 in the alps above Oberammergau.

 

[Demilich]

poor Truck

 

[lizard]

I don't think its just because I'm a military kid but I've had friends die from:

the aforementioned exposure

helicopter crash

scuba diving

gunshot wound in nicaraugua

van crash coming back from boston; he was the designated driver. the drunks just bounced around but the sober guy broke his neck.

heroin.

 

[NAD]

sucks. sounds like he had a bit of fun while he could though, yeah?

edit: super sucks.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

nooooooooooooooooooooo.

that sucks so much

 

[Demilich]

i'm actually in a worse mood now, damnit!

farewell truck, we knew thee well (or not at all, as the case may be)


why haven't any of my friends died? are you like 65 years old by any chance?

 

[lizard]

poor Truck

once he gave an oral report on dinosaurs while he was stoned on hashhish, replete with growls, pawing the floor, and topping it all off by saying, "the (heh heh) dinosaurs were constantly prowling, in a never ending search for (and here he began yelling mournfully) MORE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

I think that was the same class where I was stoned and couldn't spell Lake Winnipesaukee

 

[NAD]

hahahahahahaha oh man that rules.