Ban the person above you.

Banned because that's where you're wrong.

color - colour
theater - theatre
etc
sophisticated spelling aka faggy british spelling
 
If you don't like the English used in England, then use French. Fag!

Banned for being a fag.
 
Banned for having 2 middle names. Only fags have that many names.
EDIT: ninjad. Paranoid, banned for misspelling dumb, which makes you look pretty bad alright.