Ban the person above you.

[SilverCrank]

Banned because you spelled slayer wrong.

 

[matt schrauben]

Banned because you didn't capitalize Slayer, which is a proper noun.

 

[theoden236]

banned for giving grammar lessons

 

[slipnuts]

banned for to many posts
nerd

 

[The Butt]

Banned for using the word nerd.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Banned for ruining my childhood with your drunken rage and not hugging me enough and not getting me that hotwheels car I wanted for christmas. You bastard.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Banned for misuse of a copyrighted Satanic bear

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Banned for caring about copyright and whether or not beary the bear is being misused. I'm self conscience about my avatar now. Fuck I wanna change it now. Look at what you've done.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

I ban myself again for being insecure about petty things.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Banned for pretending you're a bunny. You aint no bunny, neither.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Ban myself for extraneous flatulence, per local ordinance 147D

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Ban myself again for following the law while listening to Judas Priest

 

[Kara-Shehr]

I unban you then re-ban you for menstruating in the office coffee then waiting and watching in the shadows silently while everyone drinks it with a quizzical expression wondering why the coffee has the same texture as Chef Boyardee in a thick processed meat sauce.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I ban you for giving me an office job in your fantasy. You fuckin asshole.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

I ban you for not ending the word "fuckin" with a "g".

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I ban you for that.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

I ban you for this.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I ban you for Jesus.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

I ban you for microwaving your bastardized love child.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Banned for living in Pennsylvania.