Band promotion. What works and what doesn't.

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Albert Fish = my favourite serial killer

 

[xfür]

and his recipes for monkey and peewees...and the butt flesh turned into a rouladen sort of thing.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[azal]

lizard that was supposed to be HalfTonMan, not xfur.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

zzzzz.....COUGH HACK....zzzzzz

 

[coelacanth_M]

Albert Fish = my favourite serial killer

me too me too!

i like that he had fetishes that no one had ever heard of, like sticking long-stemmed roses up his urethra, looking at himself in the mirror like that, and then eating the flower!

awesome.

 

[lizard]

and the xrays with the needles in his abdomen...yow!
he was twisted on so many levels that he's kind of in a category by himself.

 

[xfer]

albert "exploding crotch" fish

 

[NAD]

Just went to the local independent record store to get the new Les Claypool, Megadeth (it was too expensive, got the first Kyuss and a Queens of the Stone Age EP instead), and a copy of maudlin of the Well - Bath for Black Winter Day and...

clerk: "cool, first maudlin of the Well fan I've seen in here!"
me: "I'm actually buying that for a friend but yeah, they're awesome. Have you checked out Kayo Dot?"
clerk: "no not yet, that's the band that spawned from them right..."
me: "Yeah. I definitely recommend them, more experimental and I find them a little better."
clerk: "right on man, I'll check them out!"

I would yell 100% PROMOTION but I neglected to tell him about the upcoming tour.

85% PROMOTION!!!

 

[lizard]

One Mother Scratching Fan At A Time Woooooooooooooo

 

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stoatschool loves this board because it's so grass-roots.

 

[Nut Butter]

Oh man I fell silly... I just noticed right now that there are two fid(d)las... I wondered why his green mug sometimes looked distorted.

 

[NAD]

one inch DICK

I don't think the single-D fidla is clever enough to come up with this.

 

[minxnim]

i fucking love that greg became a loose internet cannon in this thread. go greg.