Bear Grylls
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EddyRX10
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You're either trolling or unaware that this guy is a fucking fake. To be fair, he does do some badass shit but it is not enough to offset the shit he faked.
See: OMGLOLCANO
See: OMGLOLCANO
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It's not like he can't do what he does for real. The man has climbed everest for fuck's sake, and he was in the British Special Forces. The show is about showing people some of the things they need to know and do if they get stranded somewhere.
EDIT: Survivorman sucks.
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Yeah he did a fucking backflip out of a helicopter into the ocean from like 20+ feet. That's badass. The he does this: "a scene where Grylls was purported to have escaped from an active volcano by leaping across lava, avoiding poisonous sulphur dioxide gas, was actually enhanced with special effects, using hot coal and smoke machines." That's fucking retardedly gay. There's a difference between not being out in the wild the entire show and getting help for some things to show people what to do and completely fabricating an environment. If it's gonna be a "How To" then say, THIS IS FAKE WE'RE RECREATING IT TO HELP YOU.
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EddyRX10
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Exactly. Here's why:
He doesn't fucking kill shit just for the lulz, take a bite then throw it on the ground. He actuall immerses himself IN the environment, shoots his own stuff (making him have to walk every mile like 3 times over). He uses everything he can in the environment and makes do IN A REALISTIC WAY. Sure Bear Grylls does crazy shit that's fun to watch, but the average person CAN'T SCALE A FUCKIGN TREE BY HAND TO CROSS AN ALLIGATOR INFESTED RIVER. Doing it Bear's way will get your dumbass killed for trying. Les Stroud fucking eats dead fish on the shore to make it through.
Honestly my main complaint about Bear is that he doesn't give realistic tips most of the time ad he ALWAYS KILLS SHIT FOR NO REASON. I once saw him bite the head off a snake, explain how tender the belly meat is, take another bite and then chuck it back onto the ground...
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Plus there's the fact that he's ACTUALLY ALONE out there, not with some camera crew that has food, water, and medical supplies "just in case" (I understand why he does obviously but credit where credit is deserved)
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I know shit is fake, and the cano in on the beach with fire was pretty obvious "omg guise i cant find a way home lets just fake one" but still. Shit's pretty awesome.
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Mike Rowe > all.
Mike Rowe is taking over the world. He has his own show, narrates The Deadliest Catch, is a spokesperson for Ford, is funny as fuck, and sings fucking opera. Elite.
Besides, Bear Grylls has a stupid accent and Les Stroud seems like a sissy... I still watch their shows though. XP
Mike Rowe is taking over the world. He has his own show, narrates The Deadliest Catch, is a spokesperson for Ford, is funny as fuck, and sings fucking opera. Elite.
Besides, Bear Grylls has a stupid accent and Les Stroud seems like a sissy... I still watch their shows though. XP
