I have one beard in reasonable condition. It is not for sale but I might consider selling parts of it over the net if anyone is interested.
It has had one careful owner. It also has a full service history, is hardly used, apart from the odd bit of soup-straining and cookie-dusting. When cleaned it comes up as good as new.
There is the odd grey hair cropping up from time to time, but it is nothing a bit of loving tender care can't take care of. Anyway, I wouldn't sell a grey hair unless anyone really wanted one.
So if anyone wants some of my beard hair, I can accept any reasonable offers. If anyone knows any hair distribution companies then please tell me. I would sell them cheaper in bulk. Maybe we could trade? Please no time wasters.