Beards

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A muzzie free commie- he compensated with eyebrow beards obviously. However the combined weight of his facial hair and decorations caused him to die from a massive aneurism at the tender age of 72
 
hahaha that violin in your avatar! it would ve been appropriate when the whining was terrorizing the forum. *violins coming in*
 
Mariner said:
hahaha that violin in your avatar! it would ve been appropriate when the whining was terrorizing the forum. *violins coming in*

Do you know what that smiley is called? "Boohoo" And one string is just broken, that's the boohoo sound.

(Hey, this post of mine is too much informative and understandable. hmmmmm)
 
I have one beard in reasonable condition. It is not for sale but I might consider selling parts of it over the net if anyone is interested.
It has had one careful owner. It also has a full service history, is hardly used, apart from the odd bit of soup-straining and cookie-dusting. When cleaned it comes up as good as new.
There is the odd grey hair cropping up from time to time, but it is nothing a bit of loving tender care can't take care of. Anyway, I wouldn't sell a grey hair unless anyone really wanted one.
So if anyone wants some of my beard hair, I can accept any reasonable offers. If anyone knows any hair distribution companies then please tell me. I would sell them cheaper in bulk. Maybe we could trade? Please no time wasters.
 
shaved bald head, with beards and massive sideburns are ace. dunno why i'm saying this, coz i'm not bald (anymore), but beards are definitions of *MAN*lyhood. extension of the pubic area :err:

btw, i gotta goatee *+* beard.

what about hanging gardens under the nose?
it should be part of a beard, or you look like a fukin pimp. and goatee's with a moustache are being specified as 'speaking cunts' where i live :grin: