Beer and pizza...

Hmm... If it were this pizza:

Chicken Club
Grilled chicken, ham, bacon & tomatoes, and mozzarella with jalapeno white sauce.

Only then would it be okay to proclaim nothing was better.
 
Just finished a pizza with roast chicken, ham and mushroom on a garlic sauce base topped off with camembert cheese and pine nuts.

The camembert worked suprisingly well. So far, this is my almighty champion of pizzas.
 
i make sure my pizza is loaded with meat, cause im a meat man!!!! i love tons of sausage and fuckin pepperoni and extra sauce, you have to eat it with a fork, and if not with a fork then the pizza doesn't meet my expectations.
 
Unlike pussy, pizza is readily available. No strings attached, minus maybe a heart-attack when I'm 40. Pizza doesn't bitch at me, doesn't need birth control, doesn't need me to wear a condom, doesn't bug me with the most mundane chunks of shit ever, or complain to me about its period.