Beer and pizza...

[Dead_Lioness]

Is there anything better?

beer pizza and sex

 

[Lord Foul]

Takes a lot of sex to work off beer and pizza

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Takes a lot of sex to work off beer and pizza

....and that's a good thing.

 

[Lord Foul]

....and that's a good thing.

Just thinking out loud

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Just thinking out loud

me too

 

[Lord Foul]

Let's be conservative and say we're talking about 500 calories of beer and pizza. Even assuming wall-slamming, room-spanning, rough sex, I doubt a person can burn much more than 50 calories an hour.

 

[Reminiscence]

Driving an automobile: about 40 calories per hour
Bicycling: about 110
Running: 320
Boxing: 520

I think the type of sex you describe would fit in the direct center.

 

[Brooks]

rough wild monkey sex IS boxing, so I'd stick it right up there.

But you're gonna need to go at it for an hour to work off that beer and pizza.

 

[Lord Foul]

That's a high level of violence to maintain for an hour. Fatalities could ensue.

 

[EricT]

For me, sex is a combination of the 4... I mean, first I gotta circle the elementary school in my car for a few hours, then I gotta offer one of them stuck up whores candy, when she refuses I have to get out, chase the bitch and her bike on foot for about a half an hour, then I gotta beat the living shit out of that cunt till she finally submits. After that, gotta steal her bike and ride it back to my car.

Such a time consuming process.

 

[Lord Foul]

You'd have an easier time if you moved up to junior high schools. Those girls are totally impressed by guys with cars.

 

[EricT]

You'd have an easier time if you moved up to junior high schools. Those girls are totally impressed by guys with cars.

But do they like candy? Cause candy is sorta the bait and hook rolled into 1.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Takes a lot of sex to work off beer and pizza

yeah, but if you've had too much beer and pizza, no one wants to have sex with you...

 

[Shpongled]

Unlike pussy, pizza is readily available. No strings attached, minus maybe a heart-attack when I'm 40. Pizza doesn't bitch at me, doesn't need birth control, doesn't need me to wear a condom, doesn't bug me with the most mundane chunks of shit ever, or complain to me about its period.

And it doesn't call the cops when you throw it across a parking lot.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

during sex?

 

[Shpongled]

Is there anything better?

oh yeah and to answer the original question.. yes, there is....



Weed and pizza. And sex.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

omfg yes weed and pizza.

 

[Anvil]

Beer, weed, pizza, and sex with multiple women.

(Just to out-do you there Kevin.)

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

soo glad i got the drug test out of the way, i recently found out this kid down the street can get weed AND shrooms.

 

[Burti]

You'd have an easier time if you moved up to junior high schools. Those girls are totally impressed by guys with cars.

No shit man. At my highschool, having a car is like having a free pussy pass.

God damn it, July, why must you taunt me with being able to legally drive by myself.

;.(