BEER

I'm drinking my first beer in a month right now, to celebrate I'll make a top 5 beer list:

1. Deschutes Obsidian Stout
2. Reaper Mortality Stout
3. Speakeasy Big Daddy IPA
4. Bison Organic Belgian Ale
5. Unibroue Maudite Strong Red Ale
 
I can think of about 50 beers that are infinitely worse than Michelob Ultra. I mean the shit is practically water, but it's completely inoffensive.

You want bad beer? Try Falstaff, Hamms, and any Mexican beer that looks like it came from a diseased urinal cake. Natty Ice tastes like Sam Adams next to shit like that.
 
Natty-Ice is amazing. 6 pack for 4 dollars, 5.9%, How can that be bad? The taste doesn't even matter.
 
One Inch Man said:
I can think of about 50 beers that are infinitely worse than Michelob Ultra. I mean the shit is practically water, but it's completely inoffensive.

I was surprised to see Michelob Ultra being that high as well. It's not horrible, but it's not a good choice, either.

The worst I've ever had is Natural Light of Milwaukee's Best.