Behold! A Sard meter!

[Captain Beard]

With options for Turbo-Sard!

 

[Malergion]

I sard measurement.

 

[Captain Beard]

Some sard is so powerful scientists forced it to be measured, and thus invented that.

 

[Kellan]

How much is it? I could actually use it.

 

[Malergion]

Scientists recently discovered that, in fact, there are five fundamental forces--not four, as previously thought. They are Strong, Weak, Electromagnetic, Gravity, and Sard. Sard is an extremely weak force that reduces the net effect of all other forces. Research on sard is ongoing, but scientists, for the most part, are apathetic.

 

[Shpongled]

How much does one have to sard before they're not technically sarding anymore?

Does the act of sarding contradict itself when sarding becomes a task?

 

[Malergion]

I think the level of sard is constant, thus negating the need for a meter. The more one works to sard, the less one is inclined to sard, and so sards sarding.

 

[Shpongled]

Ah. Makes sense.

 

[Söy]

atomic sarderies to power, turbines to speed...

 

[EricT]

This thread is killer.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I've heard that once you hit turbo sard, time actually slows down.

 

[flying_whale]

This thread is killer.

yep

 

[RedKef]

Hopefully it'll achieve the longevity of the sexy pics thread.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

n00b, you know nothing of sard!

 

[EricT]

If David was truly sard master he would have sarded posting this thread in the first place...

I am disappointed.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sard isn't absolute, it has shades. Ultimate sard involves even your body shutting off and falling apart. I'm not ready to achieve Sardvana yet.

 

[Söy]

too much sarding makes one into a sardtard anyways right?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, it turns into multiple organ failure. There is a limit to how much one should willingly sard.

 

[Söy]

interesting.

*makes mental note to remain sardfully aware*

off to sleep

 

[Captain Beard]

Thats an acceptable level of sard. I enjoy achieving it.