Behold! A Sard meter!

[Anvil]

Sard isn't absolute, it has shades. Ultimate sard involves even your body shutting off and falling apart. I'm not ready to achieve Sardvana yet.

So me everyday after work.

 

[Captain Beard]

I mean actual death.

 

[Anvil]

I mean actual death.

so did I... wait... oh... yea I can reincarnate.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

But the bliss of Sardvana is ultimate sard enlightenment.

 

[Dead Winter]

You do know that Sardinia is known for its sheep fuckers, right? Seriously, it is. Not in the funny Irish/Scot joking way, either. It's actually a well-known fact around here.

I guess even the sheep in Sardinia are hot.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i wonder if reaching turbo-sard means you're the "Sloth" guy from Se7en...

 

[Söy]

or sloth guy from the goonies...

 

[lad]

or sloth guy from the goonies...

I think you're confusing sard with 'tard.

 

[Malergion]

The late Pope, in fact, is the real Sard Master.

 

[Lord Foul]

Yes, he appears to sard breathing

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that viewing is definately missing something...
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[Captain Beard]

Balloons?

 

[Malergion]

Balloons?

Reindeer.

 

[Captain Beard]

Why are all the elves so tall?

 

[Malergion]

The elves are the guys in red. They didn't have enough so they borrowed some people from the cast of Babes in Toyland.

 

[Captain Beard]

I still recall the old April Fools photo with him leaping up out of the casket. I think it made as many people mad as it made them laugh.

 

[Malergion]

 

[Captain Beard]

That was actually a good read.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

The elves are the guys in red. They didn't have enough so they borrowed some people from the cast of Babes in Toyland.

like Pat Morita?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

that viewing is definately missing something...
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More swiss pikemen in funny outfits?