Behold! A Sard meter!

[Captain Beard]

It's missing strippers.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dead ones!

dead atheist lesbian strippers!
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[Captain Beard]

With strapons?!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

performing abortions!
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[Captain Beard]

God damnit, I just blew my pants apart. I need these women to come clean me off. NOW!