Behold!!! The True Identity Of Lucifer's Minions!!!!

[MajestikMøøse]

Reuben - Pyrus - Age 17

Isabel -StealerofDreams- Age 12

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *evil giggling*

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I IS TEH 4NT1CHR1ST!!!!11

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hahaha, I'll never look at you the same way agai- waitaminute, this is the first time ive seen what you look like...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

What the.......WOAH HOLY SHIT!!!!!! 1985 FLASHBACK!!!!!!!

 

[Black Winter Day]

were you even alive then???

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I was......a fetus......AND TOTALLY METAL!!!! \m/

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well.....okay........I wasn't even a fertilized egg yet, BUT STILL TOTALLY METAL!!!!!!

 

[Guerrilla]

HAHAHA Pyrus's hair looks like KYLE's! What is it a jew thing?

 

[Guerrilla]

And may I say Isabel will grow to be a fine metal chick.
Yeah, when you turn 18 give me a call. I'll be 25, not too bad.

 

[Captain Beard]

He looks like a younger Emporer Norton (long story), hahahahah

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

DUDE!! HOLY SHIT!! That's the greatest compliment I've ever received. Emperor Norton is THE MAN.

Yes, Guerilla, we call that a jewfro. And thank you for the inclusion of "when you turn 18," because otherwise I'd have to shank you.

 

[Super Mahrio]

dude..that little girl is damn metal! \m/
nice fro dude...

 

[Tee]

amazing. you have a fro, and she has the straightest of all hairs.... cool.

I would've never said you're rusty...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Yeah, nobody knows where the fro came from...my dad's hair is wavy, my mom's is straight, and all of my grandparents on both sides have/had straight hair. And I look too much like my dad for there to have been any messing around on the wrong side of the sheets...it's a mystery to all of us.

 

[Guerrilla]

Dude shave your head and get a pentagram tattooed on your forehead, you'll look like LaVey.

But I guess the fro is good for hiding stuff like joints in it, when the cops search you. Nobody would look there.

 

[Will Bozarth]

oh yeah... tattooed pentagrams...

interesting hair look you got going there

 

[Kvlt Wench]

My hair isn't that straight.

And my mom has wavy hair. Reuben isn't very observant.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

She gets it curled, Isabel. Have you seen pictures of her in her 20s?

HOLY FUCK that rabbit has a big head.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Whattt..... theyre both on at once.... AAAAAHHHHH ITS A PARALLEL DIMENSIONAL FLUX!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

No, I'm just on my grandparents crapass PC.