For the uninformed, I, Reuben "Pyrus" Poling, have hereby challenged Matt "NicodemiX" Scarborough to a duel to avenge his vile and fiendish thievery of my identity and the deadly insult he inserted into his/my signature. The duel is based on the Viking flyting, and will involve me and Matt hurling insults at each other until either one of us forfeits, fails to post within a day, or the judges declare a winner.
The judges for this event, as chosen by the combatants, are:
Lord of Metal
Dead6Skin6Mask6
Wolftribe
Maharet
Also nominated and yet to accept their nomination are:
Stealer of Dreams
Guerilla
Now, let the games begin!
Matt, you are a pimple on a pimple on the ass of the universe. There are substances oozing out of your skin that have caused waste treatments plants to be shut down for failing to meet Texan environmental standards. When you were born, the doctor stabbed your father and raped your mother with the same knife, and a nurse mistook you for a pale turd and nearly flushed you down the toilet. You were only spared because she didn't want to clog the pipes.
I await your riposte.
The judges for this event, as chosen by the combatants, are:
Lord of Metal
Dead6Skin6Mask6
Wolftribe
Maharet
Also nominated and yet to accept their nomination are:
Stealer of Dreams
Guerilla
Now, let the games begin!
Matt, you are a pimple on a pimple on the ass of the universe. There are substances oozing out of your skin that have caused waste treatments plants to be shut down for failing to meet Texan environmental standards. When you were born, the doctor stabbed your father and raped your mother with the same knife, and a nurse mistook you for a pale turd and nearly flushed you down the toilet. You were only spared because she didn't want to clog the pipes.
I await your riposte.