behold Will Bozarth

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It was a great movie! Definitely glad I went as well.

DarkestPisces31: it's because no one can resist the awesomeness of pan's labyrinth
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: or will's penis
DarkestPisces31: pshh, your penis has no place in my thread
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: both so mysterious that nobody can understand it without translations
DarkestPisces31: ... that kinda failed
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: both so incredibly gory, children must shield their eyes when they witness it
DarkestPisces31: ... nada
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: both so intense that it makes the women whimper
DarkestPisces31: that works!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: yay
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hahaha
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: both so long, one's ass gets tired sitting in its presence
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: both shot so well, critics' eyes are agape
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: yeah, im all out
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hahah
DarkestPisces31: obviously
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: HAHA
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: both so amazing, MetalAges loved it
DarkestPisces31: ooohhhh
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: iohasiodhwio
DarkestPisces31: that wins
 
Really, people bitch way too much about subtitles. They don't affect a movie nearly as much as horrific overdubs.

Seriously. People against subtitles are pansies (sorry neal).

yet the passion of the christ made an obscene amount of money. shit, pan's was at least originally in a language that a lot of americans understand.

I know this dude who's all pissed off that the Romans in The Passion of the Christ were speaking Latin, when they should be speaking Koine Greek, since they were in the Hellenistic east.

DAMN YOU CATHOLICS.