Belgar asked me to post this

[Patric]

Some chat between me and him...


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Porco Dio says:

yo G what the fuck up niggah?

Belgar Warhammer says:

ahaha

Belgar Warhammer says:

look who is here

Porco Dio says:

yo gonna sell that shit on my msn niggah? do buisness here, huh? im a fuck you up real bad you here, fuckin with a dane like me tsk tks

Belgar Warhammer says:

ahha, right on ninja

Porco Dio says:

Hahahahahah fuuuuck

Porco Dio says:

Ninjas turn me on

Porco Dio says:

and warrel dane

Belgar Warhammer says:

i am southside here biatch

Porco Dio says:

Porco Dio says:

Fuck that shit yo, you put yo black ass in Lousisiana? The South?

Belgar Warhammer says:

hahaha

Belgar Warhammer says:

no boy

Porco Dio says:

A'ight

Belgar Warhammer says:

not the cotton fields

Porco Dio says:

i go to belgium soon

Belgar Warhammer says:

'em days are over

Belgar Warhammer says:

sweet

Belgar Warhammer says:

where at?

Porco Dio says:

cotton fields yo gimme some kentucky fried chicken right now or ill put a cap up yo black ass na'am sayinbg?

Belgar Warhammer says:

mabe you can catch a show

Porco Dio says:

closest to holland

Belgar Warhammer says:

i can look and tell ye of there is a show

Porco Dio says:

yeah we'll drink constantly and whore amongst girls so I can come home with a million diseases

Belgar Warhammer says:

when are you going?

Porco Dio says:

8th November

Porco Dio says:

yo joining me? or jogging?

Belgar Warhammer says:

hahaha i am afraid not

Belgar Warhammer says:

i am here in FL

Porco Dio says:

ok jogg the central park

Porco Dio says:

and do coke with tomazx

Belgar Warhammer says:

8th nov death angel is playing

Porco Dio says:

ah yeah philipino style

Porco Dio says:

ask them to take some thai food with you

Belgar Warhammer says:

with disbelief, darkane

Belgar Warhammer says:

and 2 other bands

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Porco Dio says:

DARKANE ARE FROM MY TOWN

Porco Dio says:

I mean, a place in Sweden where I grew up

Porco Dio says:

my sis knows them

Belgar Warhammer says:

well if you decide to go, i ll give ye directions

Porco Dio says:

yo thanks i ow you a blowjob JUST KIDDING

Belgar Warhammer says:

uhhhh ok, i ll pass on the blow

Belgar Warhammer says:

i might try yr pizza tomorrow

Porco Dio says:

yeah to your Polish friend

Porco Dio says:

Fucking oath!! go with it dawg

Belgar Warhammer says:

what type of strong cheese are you talking about?

Porco Dio says:

BLUE CHEESE

Belgar Warhammer says:

ok

Porco Dio says:

Prefferable Dana Blue

Belgar Warhammer says:

we haev that here

Porco Dio says:

but make sure its fucking strong

Belgar Warhammer says:

solidly strong smell

Porco Dio says:

YOU DO????

Belgar Warhammer says:

puts hair on yr chest

Porco Dio says:

yeah of course its strong its danish dynamite

Porco Dio says:

yeah i know just like cocaine

Belgar Warhammer says:

hmm didnt know that

Porco Dio says:

ahahah

Porco Dio says:

just kidding fooh im not on drugs

Belgar Warhammer says:

you could write a book

Porco Dio says:

about what, oral sex

Belgar Warhammer says:

10,000 ways to enjoy yr life with booze, drugs and dirty dining

Porco Dio says:

HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck yeah man and every page is a Danish flag on it a'ight

Belgar Warhammer says:

you desnk are a funny bunch

Porco Dio says:

Belgar G ur quite chill

Porco Dio says:

Nah we're just anally challenged

Belgar Warhammer says:

i am chillin'

Belgar Warhammer says:

anally challanged?

Belgar Warhammer says:

why is that

Porco Dio says:

yeah it means we're dumb

Porco Dio says:

like me i'm dumb

Porco Dio says:

BILLY MILANO

Belgar Warhammer says:

yeah, we should kick you out of europe and deport yr ass to greenland

Porco Dio says:

Man fuck Greenland they're yucky alchohlics all over the streets of copenhagen all drunkards and heroin addicts fuck that shit you really think i wanna have a polar bear as a neighbour?

Porco Dio says:

fuck that shit its enough that i have somalians with 30 kids

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Belgar Warhammer says:

somalians metal

Belgar Warhammer says:

that s the new breed of metal

Porco Dio says:

No they're fucked up

Belgar Warhammer says:

well a bag of rice and they are happy

Porco Dio says:

no the Danes are I swear we are soooo sexy and supercute

Porco Dio says:

ahahah you ARE redneck after all

Belgar Warhammer says:

shit

Belgar Warhammer says:

shut up you somalian inbred

Porco Dio says:

Hahahaha dude fuck you you wanna have the Danish salcicce up yer Belgian arse do ya hahahaha fucck sorry im weird but i have abstinence

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Belgar Warhammer says:

yeah

Porco Dio says:

so im easily annoyed

Belgar Warhammer says:

well you are the one who keeps talking about fuckin guys up the ass

Belgar Warhammer says:

not me

Porco Dio says:

Bro you saying im an inverted indian or some shit? huh?

Porco Dio says:

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Belgar Warhammer says:

nah an inbred

Belgar Warhammer says:

look in yr dictionary

Porco Dio says:

WHERE THE HOOD AT WOOOF WOOOF

Belgar Warhammer says:

omg

Porco Dio says:

Hahah you know that song

Belgar Warhammer says:

+o(

Porco Dio says:

man what the fuck

Porco Dio says:

its a baby and a smiley

Belgar Warhammer says:

that s me

Belgar Warhammer says:

looking weird at ye

Belgar Warhammer says:

then leaving to puke

Porco Dio says:

dude what the fuck i may be strange but i aint no queer

Belgar Warhammer says:

i am picturing you, yr sick pizza, and yr somalian neighbours with you naked on yr balcony waving at densk cops

Belgar Warhammer says:

really sick if you ask me

Porco Dio says:

HAHAHAHA DUDE YOU CRACK ME UP OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Belgar Warhammer says:

that s a classic

Porco Dio says:

where what i just said, dawg?

Belgar Warhammer says:

you said you cant stop laughing

Porco Dio says:

dude i cant talk my neck hurts from amorphis last night we were so many danish metalheads all over the place going crazy and shit

Belgar Warhammer says:

yeah

Belgar Warhammer says:

doing the cirlce jerks all queering out

Belgar Warhammer says:

i xsee

Porco Dio says:

and dude i had a hardon while doing it

Belgar Warhammer says:

yr country sounds scary

Porco Dio says:

Man what the fuck yo scared of the mosh are you little boy? im a fuck you up right there and twist your anclew

Belgar Warhammer says:

yeah]

Belgar Warhammer says:

well shit

Belgar Warhammer says:

i aint going in the pit with a guy running around with a hard on

Belgar Warhammer says:

all queer and shit

Belgar Warhammer says:

twist my ankle>

Porco Dio says:

dude its cause of the girls i swear and also i have a horse kick so im gonna knock your black head out with it

Belgar Warhammer says:

then poke me in the eye with yr hardon

Belgar Warhammer says:

man you are one sick individual

Porco Dio says:

man it gives me pleasure

Porco Dio says:

its completely normal

Porco Dio says:

manny watch it one more gay comment and im gonna mail bomb you with freenazigaysex.com

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Porco Dio says:

fuuuuck

Porco Dio says:

duide

Porco Dio says:

i am hyper

Porco Dio says:

i have abstinence

Belgar Warhammer says:

you call me druid?

Porco Dio says:

dude what the fuck you misteltoe brewing hippie, are you a druid?

Belgar Warhammer says:

you said duide

Belgar Warhammer says:

i thought you meant druid

Porco Dio says:

yeah gimme some misteltoe BLUNT

Belgar Warhammer says:

yeah i need a blunt object and smack you on the head

Porco Dio says:

dude i dont need no discipline im a free spirit just like the clothe label

Belgar Warhammer says:

ok

Belgar Warhammer says:

thats why you scared of the cops

Belgar Warhammer says:

you run like a lil bitch

Belgar Warhammer says:

i ve seen it before

Porco Dio says:

Hahahahahahah man whatever the fuck how did you know im a pro runner cause i scare cops and shit its only cause of the smack dope

Belgar Warhammer says:

ah well, once they lay the smacketh on ye it all fun and game

Belgar Warhammer says:

sit yr ass in jail with big 300 lbs black guys

Porco Dio says:

dude no one lays a cock on me know cause you seee i breed pit dogs and i work out and im geting tattooed

Porco Dio says:

yeah youd like that wouldnt you some fun times in the shower

Belgar Warhammer says:

tatood?

Belgar Warhammer says:

tattoo is old fashion duud

Porco Dio says:

what the fuck yo talken about

Porco Dio says:

i have a tattoo on my chest

Belgar Warhammer says:

you get tattooed like "kik me i am stupid"

Belgar Warhammer says:

hahahaha

Porco Dio says:

Yeah and you get tattooed "entrance only" on your butt

Belgar Warhammer says:

hmmmm

Porco Dio says:

no i get pit dog on my chest

Belgar Warhammer says:

at least min doesnt say one at a time pls

Belgar Warhammer says:

a pitbull ?

Porco Dio says:

No staffordshire bull terrier

Belgar Warhammer says:

on yr chest?

Porco Dio says:

Mannen ær du kickad i huvudet no its LETTERS saying pit dog

Belgar Warhammer says:

man

Belgar Warhammer says:

that s scary

Belgar Warhammer says:

tattoo on a skinny white guy

Porco Dio says:

what is that i like dominatrixes

Porco Dio says:

who the fuck you calling skinny bitch im beefy as hell

Belgar Warhammer says:

hmmm

Belgar Warhammer says:

yeah they all say that

Porco Dio says:

dude you really have got an issue with me haven't you

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Porco Dio says:

or is it all fun and game

Belgar Warhammer says:

no

Porco Dio says:

like at the new orleans gay parade

Belgar Warhammer says:

shiznit boy

Belgar Warhammer says:

calm down

Belgar Warhammer says:

dont be a playa hater

Porco Dio says:

no you know i am fucked up because i havent had tobacco the last 2 hours

Belgar Warhammer says:

that could explain it

Belgar Warhammer says:

do you know smocking makes you impotent

Porco Dio says:

yeah so hyper and anxious and hateful and sexy while doing it

Porco Dio says:

MANNEN i dont smoke i snus

Belgar Warhammer says:

ahahah

Belgar Warhammer says:

solid tobacco chewing

Belgar Warhammer says:

old style

Porco Dio says:

Yeah I am a redneck just like you except I DO live in the woods and not a Cuban hellhole

Belgar Warhammer says:

man watch yr mouth you little white cracker

Porco Dio says:

HAHAHAHAH

Porco Dio says:

YOU CRACK ME UP YO BELGIAN DISH CLEANER

Belgar Warhammer says:

wtf

Belgar Warhammer says:

wtf is a belgian dish cleaner

Porco Dio says:

HAHAHA

Porco Dio says:

chill yo crackah

Belgar Warhammer says:

yo cracka yo, man dont bust me up with yo white boy jokes

Porco Dio says:

HAHAHHAHA'

Porco Dio says:

Dude

Porco Dio says:

FAKE HÅRDROCKARE you are

Belgar Warhammer says:

hails to that

Porco Dio says:

skål

Porco Dio says:

GLENLIVET

Belgar Warhammer says:

and that too

Porco Dio says:

and for being belgian

Porco Dio says:

and me fucked yuop

Belgar Warhammer says:

are you drunk ?

Porco Dio says:

HOW TH E thuc fiucl

Porco Dio says:

fuck

Porco Dio says:

did you know

Porco Dio says:

ÿou belgian über german

Belgar Warhammer says:

well you just said you was

Porco Dio says:

i did

Porco Dio says:

you are a mind reader I SWEEEAAAR

Belgar Warhammer says:

beware because friday we shall post the AA show pics on the forum

Belgar Warhammer says:

live from Tomazs house

Porco Dio says:

FUCK YEAH IM ALREADY HORNY FOR THAT

Belgar Warhammer says:

ah well if that s all it takes

Belgar Warhammer says:

i ll ask johan to give me 365 pics so i send you one for every day of the year

Porco Dio says:

yeah and bring the SLUTS yo pimp assed white boy

Porco Dio says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA yeah so i can sperm all over my screen

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Belgar Warhammer says:

i should cope and paste this conversation and put it on aa board

Belgar Warhammer says:

copy

Porco Dio says:

HAHAHAHAH do it amn DO IT if you do it will suck your balls ofever

Porco Dio says:

where you heading white fooh?

Belgar Warhammer says:

hahahha

Belgar Warhammer says:

ia aint doing it

Belgar Warhammer says:

all this is sick

Porco Dio says:

No then I am hahahaahaha

Belgar Warhammer says:

them people will think we have issues

Belgar Warhammer says:

i mean you have issues

Porco Dio says:

THEY ALREADY KNOW

Porco Dio says:

man cope it

Belgar Warhammer says:

trying

Porco Dio says:

GO BELGAR GO BELGAR

Belgar Warhammer says:

great, all i need is some drunk densk cheerleader

Porco Dio says:

HAHAHAH dude get my hos an im a fuck you up COPY THE CHAT

Belgar Warhammer says:

get my hos?

Belgar Warhammer says:

speak englsih

Porco Dio says:

HO'S

Porco Dio says:

Aight niggah SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE you tyank

Porco Dio says:

yank

Belgar Warhammer says:

lol

Belgar Warhammer says:

i reckon so

Porco Dio says:

MAN COPY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Belgar Warhammer says:

hell no

Porco Dio says:

i will

Porco Dio says:

I SWEAR I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belgar Warhammer says:

we will go from having soem kind of reputation to ebing demoted to complete morons

Belgar Warhammer says:

or just be jesters

Belgar Warhammer says:

at least you will

Porco Dio says:

SO?????????

Belgar Warhammer says:

plus people will get bored reading all this

Porco Dio says:

They knooooow me

Porco Dio says:

ok i'm doing it now cheers

 

[Belgar]

as one will notice, conversations with Patric are very colorful and filled with intelligent inputs. That is if you pass the many lines about his manhood and his somalians neighbours, beer, .....

 

[Cadarn]

Ahahhahahahahahhah! You should take a look to the ones I have with Patrizio il danese! Who knows what PORCO DIO means...

 

[Belgar]

porco is like french porc, pig and dio like french dieu god unless i am wrong. heheheh pig dog, that fits Patricio. Did you give him the pizza idea? I need to learn more italiano.

Still better than porcospino hehehehe or il sporco.

 

[Cadarn]

Yeah, youre right! Is the higher form of curse here in Italia! You could go in jail if you say it in a public place, because "you offend the religious dignity" !!!
No, the Patrizio's pizza is his own invention and now Im going on eating it!
Yesssssss, go here if you want to practice with italian curses www.magnotta.it. You find here VERY interesting and intellectual telephonic discussions...

 

[Patric]

Oh yes yes, Patrizio's Pizza isn't something you can find in any pizzeria and it's my own invention, oh dear how proud I am. At last it's getting some succes here amongst Cadarn and Belgar, so my many hours of planning this course best served to Danish burly boys are well spent!

 

[Belgar]

Patrizio, lo pazzo ebbro pizzaiolo di Dinamarca.

Salute a tutti

Cadarn, pls correct me, I know I made some mistake, but hey ..... italia italia .....

 

[Patric]

Cadarn, pls correct me, I know I made some mistake, but hey ..... italia italia .....

Haha you sleazy bastard...don't be getting all Oceans Elleven on me here..

 

[Belgar]

All ocean 11, wtf ...... don't bust me up with yr gangsta movie. I mean, it s all fun and game until I put the godfather move on yr white densk ass.

 

[Cadarn]

Patrizio, lo pazzo ebbro pizzaiolo di Dinamarca.

Salute a tutti

Cadarn, pls correct me, I know I made some mistake, but hey ..... italia italia .....

Ahahahahhahahahahhah! Man! Ahahahahahaahahhahah! Is right! The thing is that if you put like that is the kind of medieval italian form! The modern in use is Patrizio, il pizzettaro danese ubriaco e pazzo. You rule, man! Are we perverting on the forum into a cage of italiani ubriachi?

 

[Patric]

Hahaha yes I'm on the Roman side definately but we must watch this testa de cazzo Belgar not starting some DMX gangstah rap, the last I've heard he wanted to put "Where The Hood At" as an intro to amonamarth.com!!!

 

[Cadarn]

Hahaha yes I'm on the Roman side definately but we must watch this testa de cazzo Belgar not starting some DMX gangstah rap, the last I've heard he wanted to put "Where The Hood At" as an intro to amonamarth.com!!!

KEEEEEEEEE?????????? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????

 

[Tomasz]

KEEEEEEEEE?????????? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????

Seb, get on AOL IM, my phone is dead, can't get in touch. OVER

 

[Patric]

Belgar wouldn't know how to use a phone...

 

[Cadarn]

"It happened that two minutes ago...called me the San Giorgio's director...why do you break the balls???" Ehheheheheh! Patric, Magnotta is always after you...
You could start to call Belgar trying to make him buy a washing machine...

 

[Patric]

Haha...fucking Magnotta, always there.....has everyone done their homework and checked out the site Cadarn said, magnotta.it? I say one thing, So Magnotta! is the best song ever recorded...

 

[Belgar]

magnotta had some funny stuff on it. At least for the few things I could understand.

 

[Patric]

I have great use for a site like that with all these curses. Next time I get in fights with some Swedish Feminist/Vegan/National Socialist/Revolutionary Marxist/black coffee drinking motherfucker I'll just raise my fist screaming "vaffanculo testa de cazzo!!"

 

[Corporal McDick]

Well..... Its hilarious if it wasnt that long..... the input rules but one request for the future: If you use dark background PLEASE use BRIGHT colors! cheerz.....

 

[Patric]