Best looking male

[|ngenius]

Originally posted by BlackFairy
Since we already have this "pic-thread" I think we should also think about voting on the best looking male of this board. Already curious for your suggestions

Since I started posting in UM, there's a man who conquered my heart, the best male here and outside here. He seduced me long ago in the Dark Tranquillity board, and right now I'm in deep love with him. You, Phyros, my man, my machote, come back again, the DT board is so empty without you. I need you, we need you!


|ngenius ( )

 

[Vanir]

Sure I do, I got a time machine

 

[Lordenlil]

I know this for a fact! You don't have to discuss this further, really.
There were horns.... lots of them.. everywhere...

They might have been even longer than I first stated. I am sitting
here with my book, Norges Kongesagaer, (The Norwegian Sagas
Of The Kings... *or something like that*). And it's clearly that
they talk a lot about death and how people (kings in particular)
died in all strange ways, but also about helmets and horns.

 

[Blackspirit]

LOL! Shut up! You need help! Hehehe.... >)

 

[astarte]

Originally posted by Lordenlil
Pfffffffffffffff!!! They had even bigger horns! 50-60 cm long and they
used to gore them into priests around Europe. MUHAHAHA!!!
And the blood from those horns dripped down into the face of the
women that they raped with their 3rd "horn".
So said Snorre Sturluson

direct yourself to the drinking..er.. happy birthday thread

ps: the DT seems rather "empty" with or without people anyway... it used to be one of my favorite forums

 

[Lordenlil]

I need help????

YOU need help!

This whole damn forum needs help!

Someone help us all! Vikings are coming!

 

[DeadWinterDead]

Well, whatever, it's not like I haven't been wrong before. It's just people have talked about this before, and people say that they never had the horns. But I didn't know. I guess now it's being said that they did.

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Ugh, don't wanna read through this whole thing, have I been mentioned in this thread?

 

[Vanir]

Propably not, too complicated to mention you

 

[Lordenlil]

************** SUMMARY ***************

We stopped talkin' about best-looking male
after Vanir himself claimed 2nd place.

I posted a pic of myself in 'corpse paint' from a damn
Halloween party. We discussed that.

Then there was a pic of a viking with a horned helmet.
We discuss if vikings had horns on their helmets or not....
.. which they had!

 

[AnsuzAstral]

Grrrr!! They DID NOT have hornes on their helmets *sharpens an axe*

Actually, they most of them didn't even had enough money to even have some sort of helmet, but those found had surely NO hornes... besides, wouldn't it just look immature?

 

[Lordenlil]

What?? Are you calling the famous viking called Hårek immature?

 

[Vanir]

Oh, but they did have horns! Lots and lots of ur-ox horns! They drank from them! But no, they idn't have them on the helmets

 

[Lordenlil]

Hårek did

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Originally posted by Vanir
Propably not, too complicated to mention you

Um?

@Lordenlil
thanks for getting me up to date, I can't say anything on the horns on helmet, but I do know that vikings used to be horny buggers after being at seas for too long