Best "Macho Movie"?

[MovieBud]

What is the best macho movie ever made? To be considered a "macho movie", it must contain most of these characteristics:

* The villain has no redeeming qualities.
* Things will be blown up.
* Guns will be fired and meaningless characters will be killed.
* The main character won't say much but he will say some catchy things.
* A woman or child will be kidnapped.
* There will be hand-to-hand combat to prove who is really the toughest.
* Someone will have a very cool vehicle.

 

[Aggressor]

Hehe, I would have to say Commando

 

[Sonnenritter]

Terminator 2. Arnold is tough as fuckin' nails.

 

[Aggressor]

Somehow I do like the first Terminator movie better, Arnold doesnt even kill one guy in the sequal...

 

[Pancakes]

I can't even remember the last 'macho movie' I saw

 

[Pedro]

Predator or CONAN

 

[Pedro]

but Aggressor, you WIN!!!

* The villain has no redeeming qualities.

- He say's John alot and that annoyed me. I hated him for it.

* Things will be blown up.

- He blows up a whole island of buildings and heaps of men on springboards.

* Guns will be fired and meaningless characters will be killed.

- There is a scene near the end where he has a big gun (with an ammo belt). And the shed part.

* The main character won't say much but he will say some catchy things.

- It's Arnie.... we could go on and on with the classic lines.

* A woman or child will be kidnapped.

- Allysia Milano gets kidnapped, should've put Lay-by on that one!

* There will be hand-to-hand combat to prove who is really the toughest.

- "Let off some steam Bennett"

* Someone will have a very cool vehicle.

- Lots of sports cars being picked up by Arnie.


This is the ultimate MACHO FLIC!!!!

 

[ricochet]

Originally posted by Sonnenritter
Terminator 2. Arnold is tough as fuckin' nails.

Yeah, this is the movie that immediately came to my mind.

 

[union9]

Arnie takes the cake. Any of his older movies. And I thought XXX was entertaining in a no brainer kinda way.

 

[Aggressor]

Originally posted by Pedro
but Aggressor, you WIN!!!

* The villain has no redeeming qualities.

- He say's John alot and that annoyed me. I hated him for it.

* Things will be blown up.

- He blows up a whole island of buildings and heaps of men on springboards.

* Guns will be fired and meaningless characters will be killed.

- There is a scene near the end where he has a big gun (with an ammo belt). And the shed part.

* The main character won't say much but he will say some catchy things.

- It's Arnie.... we could go on and on with the classic lines.

* A woman or child will be kidnapped.

- Allysia Milano gets kidnapped, should've put Lay-by on that one!

* There will be hand-to-hand combat to prove who is really the toughest.

- "Let off some steam Bennett"

* Someone will have a very cool vehicle.

- Lots of sports cars being picked up by Arnie.


This is the ultimate MACHO FLIC!!!!

Hehe after reading the description, Commando was the first movie that came to mind

 

[Pancakes]

Commando, yes...I first saw that movie on TV when I was about 5 in a hotel in Chicago.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

You pussies. Everyone knows Tango and Cash is the most macho movie. Two grown men who love each other and fight crime.
They metaphorically puncture each other's O-ring, then they blow things up and have a beer. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!

 

[manuelgv]

I'll go with Tango and Cash too,but the homosexual friction erases some of the macho
also XXX and any Arnold movie,except Connan,no cars there,but there are some nice horses

 

[forevernin]

What Aout True Lies?

 

[union9]

Or Harley Davidson and The Malboro Man.

 

[Pedro]

Good call Union9. That movie rocks!!!!!