best movie evar

mReEtTaIlRsEkD

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Yannick and I will be the stars of a movie with an undecided title thus far.
We will be playing as two pirates on the best, most epic adventure ever.

The outline script of the play and basic idea is written and fully credited to Yannick.
here it is:
3 PM): [it will be about an army of pirates in Japan, who are selling weapons to the shogun when the shogun's castle is attacked by ninjas which starts off a war of pirates/shogun vs. army of ninjas, and eventually the war goes on for a long time an old witch lady creates a powder that will make zombies but she makes it wrong (it's supposed to kill the zombies after a while but she forgets that part and makes the zombies normal zombies) and sends off jar jar binks to give the powder to the ninja or pirate corpses that have died in the war, and a pirate sees jar jar and shoots him but not before jar jar can get the powder into the corpse and creates a zombie (who makes more and more zombies) and then the pirates/shogun and ninjas have to team up to fight the zombies but they get overwhelmed and have to flee to england, and they hang out there for a while but the zombie population keeps growing and gets to the point where most of asia is overrun and the zombies are attacking other places, when a passing space ship which is manned by robots who were created by a race that was wiped out by zombies detect the undead on earth, and because their masters were killed by zombies they're on a crusade to rid the universe of undead so they go down to earth planning to wipe the planet out and they fight zombies and then they start chasing the pirates/ninjas and get most of them but when the surviving pirates and ninjas are running away from the robots they take shelter in a cave and find ash and wake him up and ash and his chainsaw hand help the pirates and ninjas fight off the zombies and robots and there will be lesbian sex somewhere in the movie]-by Yannick

Any funding, donations, or pleasant comments will be much appreciated and help get this movie underway.
 
ct_thrash said:
how bout a team of lesbian ninjas fighting against a team of lesbian pirates?
well the team of lesbian ninjas would be fighting the team of lesbian pirates/shoguns until the zombies come, and then they flee to England, and on the way to england they become friends and team up and while hiding out in England they have a crazy lesbian orgy including lesbian ninjas and pirates/shoguns. :Spin: :tickled:
 
wooooo mooooovie. i'll be a lesbian pirate. you can still have the story of one lesbian pirate and one lesbian ninja becoming lovers amidst the chaos of the fighting and orgying