Best metal sex songs

[el barto]

saw this on metal ireland and it yielded some comical results
any suggestions

 

[Mormagil]

manowar - pleasure slave

 

[Perdition's Light]

destroyer 666 - raped

 

[Life Sucks]

Cannibal Corpse - Fucked with a Knife
Arghoslent - Rape of a Slave

 

[Susperia]

My boyfriend and I make mix Metal CD's to play whilst having sex =O!

Cannibal Corpse's Fucked with a Knife has come up before..But never actually put on one....Yet.

Any comment I get in response to this, I know I deserve it.

 

[el barto]

Grindcore is great really fast + all the songs are over in two minutes

 

[IOfTheStorm]

So you are over in maximum two minutes too?

 

[Dän]

Rammstein - buch dich!!!

 

[el barto]

So you are over in maximum two minutes too?

Yup, I like to get it over with and see whats on t.v then thats her lot until next week

 

[Impudent]

Barbatos:

Blond Hair And Bitch!I wanna steal your girlfriend
I wanna fuck with your girlfriend
First time that I saw her
She was fucking bitch

Blond hair and bitch!
I am insane

She is serious metal bitch
Nice lips and big tits
First time that I saw her
She was fucking slut

Dick Is Fucking Big
Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Red Leather Bitch
Devil's daughter stalks the night
Wearing leather for your delight
She's so horny and hungry to fuck
Hunting someone where to suck

She will rape you over and over
Work your penis like a bulldozer
You will cum on her lips
Crush your balls against her tits

Red leather bitch!!!

A wet pussy that makes you drunk
Your stallion tongue ignites her cunt
Like a volcano she's hot and wild
Now she's ready for doggy style

She will rape you over and over
Work your penis like a bulldozer
You will cum on her lips
Crush your balls against her tits

Red leather bitch!!!

I Love To Eat Pussy
I finally found a girl
I think she is prett cool
And when I see her
I love to eat pussy

Lick her clean finish
I fucking love it

She hates me and I can see
Girls that never ever call
I don't fucking care
What's fucking bitch

 

[Astral Poetry]

Ildjarn - Kronet

 

[MasterOLightning]

Love to Love by UFO is a very erotic song. It's got some nice synth parts and great solo. Awesome song.

 

[Impudent]

My Dying Bride - Base Level Erotica

 

[el barto]

Barbatos:

Blond Hair And Bitch!I wanna steal your girlfriend
I wanna fuck with your girlfriend
First time that I saw her
She was fucking bitch

Blond hair and bitch!
I am insane

She is serious metal bitch
Nice lips and big tits
First time that I saw her
She was fucking slut

Dick Is Fucking Big
Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Red Leather Bitch
Devil's daughter stalks the night
Wearing leather for your delight
She's so horny and hungry to fuck
Hunting someone where to suck

She will rape you over and over
Work your penis like a bulldozer
You will cum on her lips
Crush your balls against her tits

Red leather bitch!!!

A wet pussy that makes you drunk
Your stallion tongue ignites her cunt
Like a volcano she's hot and wild
Now she's ready for doggy style

She will rape you over and over
Work your penis like a bulldozer
You will cum on her lips
Crush your balls against her tits

Red leather bitch!!!

I Love To Eat Pussy
I finally found a girl
I think she is prett cool
And when I see her
I love to eat pussy

Lick her clean finish
I fucking love it

She hates me and I can see
Girls that never ever call
I don't fucking care
What's fucking bitch

I dont quite know what to make of that i knew this thread would either be funny or informative but i dont really know what to make of that.
Have you considered writing the scripts to porn movies as a career?

 

[Susperia]

I'm sure half the teenage boys in America have.

 

[Impudent]

I dont quite know what to make of that i knew this thread would either be funny or informative but i dont really know what to make of that.
Have you considered writing the scripts to porn movies as a career?

Those are Barbatos lyrics that I find funny as hell. And no, I have no interest in porn script writing.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I tried having sex to Accept once, but lost my hard on because, while listening intently to "Balls To The Wall", my wife's face morphed into Udo's for a second.uke:

 

[Gory Elephant]

Yup, I like to get it over with and see whats on t.v then thats her lot until next week

LOL!! Good one. Reminds me of an Andrew Dice Clay line, that went something like this:

"Premature ejaculation? What the hell is that?? Hey, I was ready!!"

Mike

 

[Scourge of Malice]

I think the only metal I had sex to was ISIS

 

[anonymouswierdo]

i knew this thread would either be funny or informative bu

I think you missed at least one possibility.....