best phrases and sayings!

[somefuckingwarrior]

Im not fred flinstone, but i can sure make your bedrock!

errrrr...
to the world you may only be one person but to one person you may be the world.
errrrr.....
RAP Retards Attempting Poetry
one mans terroist is another mans freedom fighter.
dunno

 

[Taliesin]

turn your face towards the sun, so the shadows will fall behind you

 

[loWildChild]

"You have the ass hole like the japanesse flag"

 

[ShadowLioness]

I can't think of any good funny ones right now...lemme go to the bar first so I can get drunk and think of some, hehe. My mom on occasion sends me these famous quotes that she finds...one she recently sent me helped me make a very tough decision:

"The longer you stay in one place, the greater your chance for disillusionment".

Thank mom .

 

[bodomite]

Originally posted by bizarre
Things that sound dirty in the office

10. I need to whip it out by 5

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before you leave

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

5. Hmmmmmm, I think it's out of fluid

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish

3. It's an entry level position

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

and number 1

1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.

THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD

 

[EagleFlyFree]

Originally posted by dawnghost

"Playing this game took me to new pain levels, summoning up enough bile and stomach acid to dissolve a medium sized truck."

and this is from somethingawful.com isn't it?

haha hell yeah!! those reviews sure make me bust a gust every time hahaha

 

[Supermoi]

Originally posted by northern_blaze
George W. Bush : "There is no French word for entrepreneur"

"Most of our imports come from foreign countries" -Bush

 

[loWildChild]

"Most of our imports come from foreign countries" BUSH SAID THAT? WOW. WHAT A PRESIDENT. IS THE WORST PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.

 

[bodomite]

im sure he aint the worst.... but he is VEERRRRYYY BAD!

 

[chainek]

here is one from the Wildchild himself.....

 

[dawnghost]

Originally posted by loWildChild
"Most of our imports come from foreign countries" BUSH SAID THAT? WOW. WHAT A PRESIDENT. IS THE WORST PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.

LO Fucking L!!!!!!!!

awesome statement! so full of awe and yet so secure of its position! just perfect!!

Originally posted by EagleFlyFree
haha hell yeah!! those reviews sure make me bust a gust every time hahaha

hahahahaha those hentai game reviews are simply awesome man! sometimes I have to get away from my computer cause I am laughing too hard


and that laiho picture just rocks!! YOW!!!!!

 

[HateCrewDeathroll]

"Near Miss"

When 2 planes almost collide, they call it a near miss.

IT'S A NEAR HIT! A collision is a near miss.

"Look Jack, they nearly missed"

 

[northern_blaze]

Originally posted by Supermoi


"Most of our imports come from foreign countries" -Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event which may or may not happen." - Bush, once again...

 

[bodomite]

OMG WHAT A FUCKING DUMB ASS!

 

[SomeGuy]

'no matter how beautiful she is,someone somewhere is fed up putting up with her shit'

SO TRUE!

Anyone who thinks we've missed a vital saying is GAY AND LYING

 

[bodomite]

 

[ukstin]

Vai tomar no teu cú...

it defines everything

 

[asphyXy]

Dogs are forever in the push-up position.

 

[Supermoi]

Originally posted by loWildChild
"Most of our imports come from foreign countries" BUSH SAID THAT? WOW. WHAT A PRESIDENT. IS THE WORST PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.

Yeah it's a quote from him in the magazine "Challenges"

Here's another good one (May not be textually correct cuz I translated it from French)

"If we don't succeed, we may fail." - Bush

 

[SomeGuy]

anyone see the 'fool me once....wont be fooled again' fuckup?so,so hilarious.